Maybe the only thing that Charlie Sheen and I have in common: we don’t like Jon Cryer.

It might very well be Tom from Miller’s Crossing for me.

“Maybe some of the troops are heroes, but not automatically. I’m sure a lot of the troops are jerks. Most people are jerks already, and it’s not like giving a jerk a gun and telling him it’s okay to kill people suddenly turns that jerk into a hero.”

I was living in Los Angeles in 99-00, and an avid comedy nerd. Grew up on Kids in the Hall, Exit 57, The State, and was presently carrying the flag for Mr. Show, obnoxiously telling everyone how important this stuff was. One Friday night, Mr. Show ended and Bob & David appeared back on screen to introduce Tenacious D.…

A friend’s fiancee is dragging us all to see this next weekend (bought a bunch of tickets and invited us, so, yeah...) and my better half and I are dreading it. Neither of us has seen the first one, so we feel obliged to make up for that sometime this week, and based on the reviews I’ve seen, unless you are a…

The first thing that pisses me off about Eddie Redmayne is that somehow he won a goddamn Oscar.

Electric Dreams is a childhood favorite and deserves to be discovered by newer generations.

Tonight is what it means to be young!

Can we not start with this? This isn’t about misogyny. This is about this one particular, twice-failed presidential candidate who needs to gracefully bow out. Running the same tired candidates is not the path to winning back the White House. We need new people with fresh perspectives who don’t (for better or worse)…

Hillary Clinton moved to New York for the first time in November 1999. By November 2000, she had been elected Senator in a state she’d lived in for a grand total of less than one year. Other candidates with far more experience both in public office and in the state, who had already announced their intention to run for…

There is no humanizing PR campaign that can ever erase the fact that that people and their ancestors spent centuries living high on the public dime and sitting on a throne all because they sincerely believe they’re “ordained by God” to be a selfish asshole. Sure, they do charity work and public events these days…

For me one of these are the boss fights.

This is Ethyl. She is a recent widow but is living her truth and about to make a move to Boca Raton. Her dead husband Morty (aka Michael) cheated on her (in real life and fictionally) so she made some fun funeral programs and handed them out to people at the bar and thanked them for coming to his wake. I’m a petty…

This is piss.

The Matador is an underrated gem from Pierce Bronsan.

Bill Russell boring? Fuck that:

mystic pizza (the pizza, not the movie).

The previous install chunk gets deleted ten days after install even if you don’t do anything. Just FYI. That also means to have at most ten days to undo the update and go back to the old version you had. 

Or The Man With The Golden Gun’s corkscrew jump?

I hear you, everything that comes out of Ron Darling’s mouth is counter - intuitive, he sounds exactly like Rudy Guiliani but miraculously dumber. If MLB was smart they’d have a Gulfstream with Eckersley’s name on it standing by so he could do every MLB playoff game.