Imagining the "tried to steal a safe" part made me chuckle. I just imagine one those 1000lb fireproof safes sliding down a flight of stairs and getting lodged in the wall.

Yeah, where the fuck? Almost done with League Story 2

No kidding. I really enjoyed that!

ohhhh nooooo, not /r/daftpunk!

Michael Moore: Closet Gamer

I bet he wasn't smiling in the post-paintball to-the-face photograph.

I'm currently a month into my current subscription. I have two business PCs and my personal PC. What worries me is what I'm paying (oddly enough). Compared to other companies I'm paying 75% less. I've read horror stories of people trying to restore and being told their data was no longer on the server and that it's…

My favorite part about LoL is that it's never your fault.

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I feel like this phrase is starting to sound something like, "It's becoming a painful year for sword swallowers".

I say just throw it on the nearest person so it becomes their problem.

After a few years out of college (Business Administration) and in a management position with my own employees and my own department I tried to revisit many of the organizational tools like the gantt chart. My opinion is right there with yours.

I assume it has the functions of previously released photo scanning apps. You usually would set the bounding box (as seen) and it would crop, auto-balance, then set the contrast so it really made it easy to view.

Wow! Very cool. I wonder what someone unfamiliar with F1 would think they were looking at, or maybe simply without context. Anyone up for an experiment?

I've considered doing this in my home. I have a massive wall in my living room that backs up to a hallway so sound wouldn't really be an issue, but I feel like the wall is so thin I wouldn't be able to fit books and DVDs on the shelf. Are the depths of walls pretty standard? Maybe I'll go home and measure again ;)

Then explain why I always find coins when I jump down manholes into storm drains.

THIS. I feel like some sort of facebook hero because I am constantly warning people to take down their ticket photos. That is EXACTLY how you get your tickets stolen! Put the barcode/ticket no out of the god damn frame folks or you'll be listening to Beibs from the parking lot.

That's exactly what it is. I damn near poison myself haha. I meant pot-hangover via munchies ;)

As a chronic "snoozer" I've just picked up an NFC tag that I will be placing as close to my shower as possible so that I am forced to get the hell up.

As a diabetic I get to be one of the few demographics in the world that gets a hangover from pot. By the time you realize you've eaten half of that giant box of goldfish crackers it's too late. You got to inject into the jugular, roll into a ball, and ride that shit out.