and this, children, is how America is made.

We can't all grow up to be rocket surgeons.

Good call.

I think the magic of the game is that there isn't a "community" that holds it together. The game is not really stat heavy or for achievement whores. I get on an hour or two a day just to chop people's limbs off because it's just plain fun. I wouldn't hold back waiting for an update, although a sale never hurt!

Yessssssssssssssss

This game was clearly developed for dudebros and neckbeards alike.

If I put this in my cup holder would it be unethical to tweet my 23 mile run today?

I feel like the fact you'd have to learn where those buttons are on the ipad makes this not much more convenient than an actual hotkey on a keyboard. Does the old Zboard still exist? I think it had a photoshop layout you could buy.

I can tell you from first hand experience that these are pretty much sale proof.

Half Life 3 is going to be like real life!

Grammar hippy.

"Jackass in an EVO" is redundant.

Well hawt dawg.

I know right? You can't wear that and expect to be taken seriously, even with a firearm (of sorts).

"Quick! Someone fill the sinks!"

For your coffee.

For your coffee.

I know right? So realistic these days...

or tying it to a tree

They should give it a name. Art? Yeah, that sounds solid.