jesus fuck this shit. You’re gonna jump this car and then that’s the angles and the footage? Sure, makes lots of fast cuts but end with one UNINTERRUPTED TAKE OF THE WHOLE JUMP ffs

I have a theory that there is a secrett code of pressing the button, like 3-5-3 or something, that will instantly turn the lights and give you walk signal programmed into it by some engineer so whenever they are on a street corner they can get a quick walk signal

I’m trying to find it, not gonna stop

I completely do no trust that people have pressed the button as I have been at a light where someone was waiting and we didn’t get the walk signal becuase they didnt press it

I love it! Mazda tries to tell you it’s a small suv like thing, but really its a lifted hatchback rally car. Get the turbo

I have a CX-30, a relatively small car. There’s a wendys around here that has a 90 degree turn from the pay window to the pickup window. They had to put a small berm so that larger cars could get around the turn. My Mazda barely makes it, how could anyone that drives a semi think it could possibly go through a drive…

The drivers need to get on the offensive. Literally, like start just plowing Max into the wall. Now that’s entertainment!

Baylon: Annakin spoke very highly of you

Ahsoka:

We think she had some kind of... issue, mentally

That little girl is right, that is hilarious. There’s an age where it stops being hilarious lol

the Greatest of all time of all time?

Gotta stop this whole burning man is for the rich thing. Yes, there are people with money out there, lots of them. But the majority are just regular people, in a van, a rented RVs, people car camping. But the camps and tech bros whatever the fuck that is, get the attention.
This is not a rich sport. Tickets are…

They used a rope. It was just a rope.

“Hand me the entwined strand rescue system device”

“You mean the rope?”

“Don’t be a dick Bob”

Hey that’s the plane I fly, the ERJ175, taking off. What I love about this plane, besides no middle seats, is the air con system is fantastic. Definetely has the power to keep the plane cool even when I did a turn through PHX this summer when it was 117F. I use to fly the CRJ200. That one is just the worst even with…

We can hook up low pressure air to condition the cabin on the ground at the gate. I’m and airline pilot and most major airports jet bridges have this option along with power. Sometimes it’s too cold, and other times it’s too warm. Example, Houston. It’s 68F and they put heat on the plane, I had to track down someone…

Really? I always thought it had a generic, econo car front end. I hated it compared to the original

Not this one. It will be a lake over the winter and spring, dry out and you can’t even tell people were out there by next year

I’m an airline captain and one time we were on our way into MSP when my flight attendant calls and infroms me of a similar situation. This lady with stretchy pants on, like thin yoga type pants, goes into the aft lav, comes out a bit later with the back of her pants absolutely soaked with shit and just walks to her…

Ironic, isn’t it?

You... dig it? but, ND?

Yeah, that front end... yeesh