This is terribly sad. As an airline captain and the person responsible for taxiing the aircraft on the ground, one of my priorities when turning into the gate area is not just the safety of the aircraft and my passengers, but the safety of the ground crew as well. I also train our new pilots, and when I am doing a new…

Well son, did they work 11 hours a day, 7 days a week for a year or did they have months off with nothing to do? Because iffin it was the former, well they didn’t have months off, and iffin the latter, then they wouldn’t be in motion

The movie is 3 hours long, with dizzying fast action animation and I’m supposed to notice subtle changes between viewings? I’m just trying to take my pee breaks at different points to see what I missed before

Ummmm.... I’m an airline pilot and yeah, there is a pilot shortage. You can tell there is by how easy it is to get a job at a major airline these days. When I started pay was peanuts, getting to a major was the ultimate meal ticket. Now regionals are paying starting around 100k and captains can make 200+. And you can…

Looks like it would make a fine rental vehicle

*assistant to the vice president

My first thought, although the turn back is odd. My plane if you pass the last waypoint, will just continue on in a straight line

Yup, had them remove that, their maintenance plan which was just 3 overpriced oil changes, an anti-bac interior treatment that was $300!! which I bet was just a lysol spray, and the lo jack. So annoying

“Slow and put in the hole”

That’s what she said

Ugh, I’m trying to buy a used Kona right now. The first price quote had only a $1000 in extras tagged on. Some kind of lojack like thing, a maintenance plan that was basically a couple of pricey oil changes. $298 in the Doc fee, which I guess is ok. $387 in enigmatically listed ‘govt fees’ so we will see about that

Keep your umbrella, I’ve got my towel

My thought too, if they’re a string, the aren’t they two dimensional?

pffft just another bloated worm crowding the parking lot at the Whole Foods, you’ll never see one on a trail!

Their roll in a fatal crash. It’s like, right there

Can they give Anson Mount a normal haircut? His do is so coiffed it’s distracting. And Spock’s “Live long and prosper” seemed almost as awkward as Boimlers repsonse

Lets just make Monaco a scooter race for all the drivers on Vespas and bonus points for yelling ‘Ciao!’ when you pass

Amazing! And, also, a crime

yeah, just don’t get in an accident. An old used car is just fine until you get hit by almost any modern suv or truck. MY friend drives an 80s Toyota Van, very cool but a death trap. My kid just got t boned by a drunk driver in a Forester and almost killed. She’d be dead in an Echo

Mission Impossible; Transformers: The Fast and the Furious or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb Electric Boogaloo

True. 5 was the best, 6 was fun, 7 was touching, 8 was...huh? 9, wtf?