pffft just another bloated worm crowding the parking lot at the Whole Foods, you’ll never see one on a trail!

Their roll in a fatal crash. It’s like, right there

Can they give Anson Mount a normal haircut? His do is so coiffed it’s distracting. And Spock’s “Live long and prosper” seemed almost as awkward as Boimlers repsonse

Lets just make Monaco a scooter race for all the drivers on Vespas and bonus points for yelling ‘Ciao!’ when you pass

Amazing! And, also, a crime

yeah, just don’t get in an accident. An old used car is just fine until you get hit by almost any modern suv or truck. MY friend drives an 80s Toyota Van, very cool but a death trap. My kid just got t boned by a drunk driver in a Forester and almost killed. She’d be dead in an Echo

Mission Impossible; Transformers: The Fast and the Furious or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb Electric Boogaloo

True. 5 was the best, 6 was fun, 7 was touching, 8 was...huh? 9, wtf?

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I’m so sorry about your small penis

Imagine how small your penis must be and how large your gun collection to be the focus group for this truck

While I like certain aspects of this idea very much, can you imagine some Hall Monitor Street Karen trying to give you a citation?

His head looks like a vanilla jelly bean

aha thanks. Now something to look forward to!

Back in 1987 I had a 72 country squire ltd. It was not cool then. Not even a bit. Except to me because it had seating for 10. However, the black vinyl was so hot in the summer you could burn your legs, and one time the visors melted to the cieling

Ugh that’s even worse now!

“There’s also one payoff that’s so subtly implicit and meta, you may not get it on a first watch”

Can you just tell me what it is? I don’t care about spoilers, I’m just too dumb to catch subtle stuff, I’ll never figure it out, and it’ll bug me forever

The best part was the Len song lol

Makes me nostalgic fro my old wRX

I knew it! haha

I would argue that those opinions are educated and not just whim, and there is certainly skill based judging in everything you mention. Those even may be more sport than point based sports, in those contests not all wins and scores are skill based, there’s a certain amount of luck involved as well. This…

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical ceremony!