They are not legalizing it, they are decriminalizing it. Which means addicts who are caught with it won’t fear jail time, which means that the focus can be more on health and rehab as opposed to imprisoning them.

But who provides your internet?

Where do you get internet service?

True. But maybe we could find like an alternate website for them to do it on, since Soundcloud is also a place where established artists put their stuff? Maybe, like, www.youtried.com?

A $1 cocktail is a bottle of Mad Dog and a glass of ice.

My manager finally comes over and informs me that she is removing the gratuity from the bill.

And my axe!

And my bow.

You have my sword.

Does anyone know how to become a contestant on Shark Tank?

Seriously! Personally, I need to go to bed angry, because when I wake up the next day, I’m well-rested and not nearly as mad.

I also hate that “don’t go to bed angry”. I stayed up late so many nights dealing with ex-husband’s bullshit when I could have been sleeping and not giving a fuck.

Instead of “new guy,” call him your “upgrade.” He sounds like an upgrade in every way. :)

I really, truly believe in this. Signing my divorce papers next week; we were together for 7 and a half years, and my biggest beef with him was that he never, ever said “Please,” “Thank you,” or “Sorry.” I mean, not just to me, but to anyone. There was one time where he smacked me in the face, completely by accident,…

I'm also a thanker, which is apparently the opposite of bf's last gf. It clearly makes him feel good to hear "thank you" for the little things, and he now makes it a point to thank me for little things too. Happiest relationship I've been in :)

I’ve been using Simple since June, and it’s *so* much nicer than banking with a traditional bank. (Or even a ‘bank’ like Higher One, where my financial aid disbursements go.)

just thinking about cake makes me wet.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

My face reading this. I would be so scared if that happened to me. Great call to not get in the car with him. Oh my god.

So a billionaire gets tax help to build a factory that will employ people for decades and we should all be suspicious, but an NFL gets free stadiums and tax benefits for 8 home games a year and they are excellent civic leaders of the first order.