Great in Seattle. I've traveled to Dallas, Anaheim, Hershey, and Detroit without issues. I'm thinking their coverage issues are outside of city centers.

It's absolutely disgusting that victims of violent crime have to raise money to get their medical bills covered.

Holy shit, the cool kids are talking to me!

Put that face on a t-shirt and send it to me.

Everybody has an opinion about how women should try to improve their marriages, but little to no advice is given to men because of course men are never responsible for their marriages failing and they can never do wrong in a relationship. This advice is bullshit and it's harmful for women because if they get cheated…

Damn, if I sucked dick everyday my wife would probably leave me.

This is someone who was hanging out at a trendy, crowded place, it was caught on video, and she went straight to the police, once she figured out what happened. She did everything that every asshole who responds with "BUT DID SHE DO THIS" after hearing a rape account asks about. And she still hasn't seen justice.

"I cannot imagine a more clear way of saying I DON'T RESPECT YOU AT ALL."

If you can't make it through the mental gymnastics it takes to figure out how to keep these away from your kids, you might consider buying a different product for a few years.

LOL. I love that Matt was like, "I mean, yeah, we're BFFs so I've seen his dong, NBD." He couldn't give a good god damn about what people think about his sexuality or the nature of their relationship. Good for you dude.

This morning I said to my husband, "can we home-college?"

I am the checker of all my toddler's food. Nothin goes in his mouth that I haven't tasted/tested.

I went to a fist adult party.

I can say, as the father of a toddler, that a toddler's willingness to consume something is inversely proportional to how much the parent wants them to have it. It's like they have psychic powers, so I assume a toddler can slam down alcohol like Boris Yeltsin.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Mayor Parker is a real badass. She's dragging Houston, kicking and screaming, into the 21st century. As much as they'd like to act like they're as liberal and progressive as Austin (pretty much the city in Texas every other city aspires to be; the cool older brother town if you will), Houston is still regressively…

This alone is heartbreaking, and I'm already tearing up. I really don't want to read the rest, otherwise I'll be sobbing at work.

...being pregnant every single year from 1723 to 1737...