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9/8/16

I couldn’t recite the alphabet backwards sober. So I don’t drink.

9/7/16

Is there any chance of me ever making it out of the greys? Who do I have to sleep with? I used to be a starred commenter on here. Help!

9/7/16

Its almost a banner being waved in the air - want to rape anyone? Rape someone in jail with no credibility - you’ll be just fine.

9/5/16

What’s the thing in the picture? An IUD of some sort?

9/5/16

Pimp My Ride is back!

9/4/16

I came here to comment “This is genius” but your post made me re-think things. Thanks for the perspective.

9/2/16

I think they weren’t ever on the same plane.

7/26/16

I am more than a little bit in love with her...

7/18/16

National Treasure. I’d bail him out.

7/18/16

Tea(bag) Party.

7/13/16

Her nickname round here is Stickobutter.

7/5/16

Awww man - now I feel bad for jacking with you - thats an awful lot of losing there.

7/1/16

:-)

6/30/16

Yeah. You “lost” it. Of course...

6/29/16

And this whole time I thought “Pump and dump” was the withdrawal method of birth control.

6/28/16

Oh speaking of HVAC I have two units, one for upstairs one for downstairs - the upstairs one went out and I didn’t have the couple of grand it would take to fix it. So instead I ended up spending over double my usual light bill for a couple of months and risking the other unit going out as it was under a lot of strain…

6/24/16

I really hope this whole #Brexit thing is a teachable moment for the US. Don’t sit on your ass saying “Oh, that person will never win.” Shit happens. Get out and VOTE!!!!!

6/4/16

I vote no matter what, and I’m glad you intend to. Even if I know I’m the only one voting against a candidate and I have no shot, I still want you to know at least one person thinks you are wrong for the position. And thats putting it kindly.

6/3/16

Rape is never ok. Neither is victim blaming.

6/3/16

I’m from Nigeria. When someone is crying and we’re not impressed, we encourage them “Cry blood!” - like that’s what will convince us. Basically you’re not at all crying hard enough and we need to see more effort on your part. Jackass.