Listen up, silly people - Trumps Good Deed (tm) was to HOLD the fundraiser. Nobody ever said anything about handing over the funds. So everybody stand down, nothing to see here.

One night at dinner, my mother announced loudly in front of my dad and older sister “Oh you guys thought it would be a good idea to let him have a tv in his room? Well he’s watching porn on it.”

I’m cool with that. After they get their rape done to them. So its their last memory wherever they *blip* off to.

I’m a (male) photographer, and this year I’m photographing several High School Proms. As a result I’ve had to visit many high schools many times, and some of my skeevy friends have made icky comments like “mmmmm, high school girls”.

You’re a much bigger person than me - I would totally wish rape on a rapist.

I’d intern for the floor sweeper at Ferrari. For free.

Its awful either way, but a 19 year old is nearly 20, while a 13 year old is nearly 12.

I’m a guy. It took me the longest time to understand this, but this remarkable bit of fuckery is the EXACT reason why women have to give out fake numbers. Can’t just tell a dude no. This is horrifying.

No. I had them in two ole VW beetles I’ve had and there was a little latch to lock them.

Its hard to enjoy said dream job if you’re broke all the time but “enjoy what you do”.

How lovely - alleged BLM activists get reamed over a photograph of them raising their fists, but the KKK gets a police escort through town because of free speech.

I would love to see unisex restrooms, everyone gets a stall for privacy. Done. I would have the main restroom area a bit more open than current restrooms for safety. I don’t mine who sees me washing my hands as the actual restroom using will be in a closed stall.

I’ll put up $1,000 if we can call it Towny McTowny-Face.

I’m perfectly happy with my delicious chocolatiness. Until the police roll up behind me.

Dude I paid a gajillion dollars for one of those for myself for Christmas. Lucky you!

White people as a whole must have a great agent to make everyone darker than them want to be like them. And then they tan. Its all so weird. Dark people bleaching, light people tanning.

WHAT? Le Creuset on the curb!??? Say it aint so!

Vintage cast iron SINK.

What is wrong with you people? Don’t you know there could be a penalty for rolling out all these puns?

I find it amazing that even a moment of paid administrative leave happened, in light of this vicious attack. Yay he was fired, but he’s probably got a job waiting for him at the next town over already.