Pro tip - breast implants do not look like tits.

I don’t recall seeing any armed Tesla employees herding people into these long lines you speak of. It appears this arrangement wouldn’t work for you. So don’t put a deposit on a car you won’t have for years.

I think they said they would be prioritizing cars going to previous Model S and X owners.

Where he hash tagged #MoreThanConquerors I was REALLY hoping h would use Gladiators instead. #MissedOpportunity.

I saw a post-game interview where the synopsis was basically “We lost because they scored more points than us.”

So they have something to be taxed on.

I live in Texas, and you have a point, but one cannot simply Fuck Texas without first Fucking Florida.

Best correction ever!

You kid, but I plan to spend my retirement reading and shaving down my run times in Prince of Persia.

Just because you *can* do 0-60 in under 4 seconds doesn’t mean you drive like a jackass at all times.

Dude looks like he STILL has slaves.

Oh this is about to get crazy. My biggest year was I think 2012 and I spent a little over $30,000. I wonder what the grand total is?

Of all the crazy in this story, what stands out to me is - what guy has something against quickies????

“Shitbasket”. Totally stealing that, thank you so much!

I do understand the idea that the guests not tipping would likely hurt other people than the rude chef, BUT I cannot advocate leaving a tip in a situation like that. Sometimes one person DOES fuck it up for everyone.

Relevant:

or curved.

Well, this is magnificent advertising for Denuvo. Now they’ll be able to name their price for their services to game companies. And the game companies will be able to charge more for their games to cover it.

Awww man I’m so sorry that happened. The things women go through. I’m a guy, and I hate hearing these stories. I would have volunteered to switch seats with her.

It always sucks when the good ones move one. Why can’t it be one of the crappy ones?