No, not these people. Kanye West.

Mine are Botox-ed. Smooth as an egg.

Also, its much, much easier to find naked pictures of Kim online than it is Amber Rose. So there’s that.

Can you imagine how many points he would get if he shot Obama?

Sounds like a cult to me. The leader can do no wrong.

Ugh I keep forgetting - I’m still in the greys. Please help, someone - I was a starred commenter on Jezebel before Kinja, and I’m ungreyed on Gizmodo and I think a couple of other Gawker sites. Help me!

I had an interesting conversation with a friend a while ago about my refusal to join NSBE (National Society of Black Engineers) when I was in college. I felt it was at best exclusionary, and at worst plain old racist. I pointed out that if there was a NSWE, we would be flipping tables all over the place. The…

My friend’s wife works in HR for a police dept and she once saw a response from an applicant to the question”Why do you want to be a police officer?” and the response chilled her to the bone: “To get the respect I deserve.”

True, but worth it. I plan on making a coq au vin sometime this quarter. Today its going to be lobster mac and cheese.

This would be so spectacularly cool! I could fly to a job / wedding / vacation in another city and have my car MEET ME THERE!? Hell yes.

So can we do a clawback on Cosby Show money?

“Unless you’re an Aston Martin warranty claims administrator.”

Its very interesting isn’t it? I had no idea how much my own sister made for years and years, until she bought a $2 million house. I was stunned. And then we had the conversation.

Just as effed up. Sorry you had to go through that. I have so many wishes for this world...

Thats pretty effed up - I wonder though if he was working some loophole where he was effectively harassing your dog not you? Either insane or genius.

You could never, ever begin to imagine the fuckery.

Shark training school?

Lol at “shark eats him”.

Muscle memory is a helluva thing. I drive two cars - one without a rear view camera - I’m ashamed of how often I look down at the blank dashboard when backing the other out of my driveway.

Not really - you would both have to agree to a reversal, if it were even possible.