I’m a wedding photographer and I completely cosign this message. Have you seen guest take silverware? The fancier the venue, the more likely it is to happen. Its so amazing.

Spoiler: nothing hurt here but my pride.

It wasn’t just the police. The teacher(s) and the principal as well. And Ahmed, for attending that school.

Don’t they have clocks in that school? Were those special TSA approved clocks or something?

“We do stand behind what the teacher did,” the school spokeswoman told ABC News. “Even though that particular item did not pose an immediately dangerous situation to the school, we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

Awesome thread. Also, because of:

I’m so so sorry about the cursing, but I cannot get this out without f-bombs. I’m so tired of this Fucking Kim Davis shit. If your job requires you to do something you don’t want to fucking do for whatever fucking reason, then get a different fucking job. Fuck.

Wedding photographer - also low large centerpieces are the worst for hoping to get photos of seated guests from across the table. Ugh.

When Chick-Fil-A came out with its position about gay marriage, I promptly stopped supporting their business with my dollars. Some of my friends wondered why I cared so much since I’m not gay. I want to see my fellow humans treated and respected like human beings. And besides, what happens to me when they come for fat…

a) I live in Texas, and I approve this message - it starting to get very Florida-ey up in here.

Totally makes me think of the Kardashians with all the Ks. I can’t wait till they make Tyga change his name to Kyga.

I’ve always been terrified of becoming addicted to something, and as a result I’ve never tried cigarettes, any drugs and I don’t drink (tried that).

Thats pretty cool though! I think there will be more and more Tesla owners and it should really increase your business. Good luck!

I wonder if you could resell the free charger to someone who is getting a Tesla and would love to save a few dollars on the charger?

I really can’t stand when publications cosign obviously crappy behavior. I’m a professional photographer, and one of the magazines I subscribe to, Rangefinder (I get it due to my membership in WPPI) one published an article that suggested that a great way to get awesome wardrobe for a shoot if you don’t have a budget…

I don’t agree at all about being fair about being able to use a car as a weapon. You can use a pencil as a weapon. You can use a baby as a weapon. Thats not a good argument in my opinion. The INTENT of a car is not as a weapon and neither is that of a pencil or a baby. A gun not only can be used as a weapon, its only…

I get you point, and I don’t know what the best response really is. There was a recent case of a girl who went missing here and the poor distraught parents enlisted everyone they could to help locate her. She was eventually found without incident and there was absolutely no reason or explanation at all, other than…

The problem is if they don’t say GTFO upon the first incident if theres a second incident then they have no-one to blame. The early GTFO is a way of preventing a second incident. There shouldn’t have been a first incident.

I feel for him very, very much and I wish there was a way he could keep his job, perhaps moving…

I came on here to post a short comment. I was going to say “All this shit” in response to the question.

But I saw how much time everyone was putting into their answers so I think I should too. I’m 1 now. And I love it. The best thing about getting older is I’ve had a lot of time and life experience - more than many 41…

I just knew Springer had to be involved in a salacious story like this.