Keeping a 15 year old out of the Playboy mansion isn't being strict.

Get in line, buddy - ALL my friends are trying to get on that list. He really is the best.

I love you guys. Especially you, Anna.

Ugh, I love Jill Scott, BUT this is bullshit. I get what she's *trying* (and failing) to say here - the problem is that there are so so many people saying the same thing, with very similar stories showing a pretty clear M.O.

Let's use another example. You don't want to "believe too much without proof"? Well lets say…

Wisconsin is really starting to Florida.

How the hell does a group of cock brackets like this raise $5.1 MILLIYUN dollars???

Number 6 is definitely my favorite. Hands down.

Because extreme sexism and double standards.

I doubt his attorney actually did anything, or if he even really had one. Ex roommate made it up as a threat, most likely.

Yeah, I spent a little time in a college town that had a relatively small black population. It was absolutely unbelievable how many I got approached with basically "Mmmmm, I've always wanted to have sex with a black guy."

Exactly! Same here. Great way to check for heat and excess spice. Only thing I couldn't do was taste formula. Smelled it once, and nope nope nope.

ON PAID LEAVE!!?????

The concept of deal breakers is pretty interesting - in general I don't believe in them. Here's why - a lot of times its based on experience, recent or otherwise, for example if you dated someone who wanted to make lasagna for breakfast every day and you were sick of it and they wouldn't listen to your objections or…

So let me get this straight. She died and Donald Trump is still here?

I love Jay Z but I'm giving Steve a pass on this one - simply because of the best Family Feud episode ever:

That's awesome. Lets both keep doing what we're doing, and we'll get this problem licked once and for all!

Definitely not the cafes fault, but I don't get the impression that the father "let" his son go there. It seems he discovered his son was there, per his suspicions.

Constitution for sure. Pretty sure the 10 commandments don't go up to thirty-eleven.

So you can't just pray for "Everyone who works as a dancer at _______ strip club?" I feel pretty sure that would have the same prayerly effect. You really want to pray for ______ _____ of xxxx _____ street? 70 times?

That picture is divine.