Wow, she's 73? She looks amazing! And firing her was bullshit.

Well, we're assuming they both want the throne. I think this is a non issue, especially at this stage.

Its kind of a love of routine (while I'm sure you're perfectly lovely) - Once I have a good experience with someone, and sort of bond with them a little, I always want to use them. I have a great limo company I use in NY. The drivers I request are Carmen and Ever, a married couple who are working their asses off to…

Good for you. I'm nice and chocolatey, and I have certainly have heard the stereotype that black people don't tip well - so I've been doing a little experiment / work. I tip very, very well, no matter how the service was. Hopefully I'll change the mind of some person who expects a poor tip from my demographic, and…

I grew up in Nigeria - total staple growing up - still unusual to go to a Nigerian party with no scotch eggs.

I absolutely agree! In my dream life, I'm an amazing fancy chef, so my kids get to eat lots of my sometimes awesome and sometimes not so awesome creations. I'm quite proud that they happily eat things like smoked or seared scallops, Chilean sea bass, paella and whatever catches my fancy that week.

I'm from Nigeria - a few years ago we had a bit of a run of people getting information from the telephone company in Nigeria and figuring out who had kids / loved ones in the States and Europe. They would then call and make up some story using the frequency and length of calls to your number "Oh I was here when she…

I bought a car for a relative who was in another country a couple of years ago - I had no idea what I was doing, but I had all cash. I managed to negotiate a pretty good deal, and a buddy of mine told me I could ask to see the Dealer Invoice, which is supposedly the price the dealer paid for the car. They did send it…

I'll try.

I'm quite terrified to say this, mainly because no-one else has: Aventador.

Would that be a threesome? (Edited to add: I love your name!)

I completely agree with you. However, to extend the theory a bit, perhaps it would be helpful to have the barrier at the end of a fairly short road that requires a turn to get onto it and it would be impossible for a large heavy truck to reach 50mph in such a short distance.

An infant probably paid for the surgery. Moar bewbs!!

I had no interest in girls or sex, and only lost my virginity during the summer before I started my junior year of college. It was 2 days before my 21st birthday. I really only did it because of peer pressure, I wish I hadn't and I didn't enjoy it. In fact the second time I had sex was more than 2 years later. I was…

I've never understood how someone else's sexual orientation affects these awful people and what makes them seek out people to hurt. It's too sad.

You said what I wanted to say. Much better than I would have. Thank you.

I'm a guy, and I have a female cousin who I am absolutely certain can lift at least double whatever I can lift. She would make a much better hire than me. I'm in great physical shape, she's just in AMAZING physical shape. Reading her weekly workout routine forced me into an early nap.

I hate to be so persnickety, even in the face of good news but the language bothers me. I would much rather hear "We have permanently ended our contract with...."

Like everyone, I've made mistakes in my youth. I had a very, very pretty neighbor who I had befriended and couldn't work up the nerve to ask out. Well, one day she came over and asked if she could borrow $50 - I drove her to the ATM and I made sure she "accidentally" saw my balance - at the time I think it was like…

Its amazing. We haven't had Halloween yet, haven't had Thanksgiving yet, and they're on about Christmas? Wowsers.

As an aside, I have all my Christmas gifts already in an Amazon wish list. Ready to pull the trigger around 12/4 or so.