ASS BLOSSOM!! That is going in my vocab FOREVER. Thank you!

My first 3 years of undergrad were in Lagos, Nigeria at the University of Lagos. Part of the student intake process was a full physical, to make sure we didn't have any weird diseases we would be bringing on campus with us. This included a urine, blood and poop sample. They gave us all little containers to bring back…

Congrats! I did hear though that the hospital became a bit inconvenient if you were there and not Beyonce.

This isn't all that weird, I think - and I have absolutely no way of explaining this, but 2 things make me rather nuts:
A woman with hair covering almost half her face, at least one of her eyes.
Also ankle bracelets.

The pictures are lovely. My comment had nothing to do with demographics of the Czech Republic. The headline is not accurate for everyone. Might have been if this article was published there.

I've been with a couple of people who wanted to be a sub for me, but I'm totally not into that - to each his own. I would imagine if I were to get involved with something like that I would like something in writing, because what if you do something that leaves a mark and then you get reported to the police? That could…

This woman's photos could be your life. Unless you're black.

You had me at Watch NFL Players Read.

I played the Sims 1 and it was fun for its time. I just wandered over, ready to check out this new version and it seems like its PC only?

Nope. Classic case of Internet Bravery. He would stfu in real life. Perhaps think it quietly, but this sort of idiot doesn't have the balls.

I actually came here to ask this very question - thanks. I think, given the option, that I would prefer to have surgery at a facility equipped to recover from unforeseen circumstances such as this one. I can imagine someone dying unnecessarily due to the travel time to the better equipped hospital.

Does not compute. If you're going to be blurring and cropping, then I'm sure its absolutely fine for me to wear this here flesh colored underwear at least. No need for actual nudity if you'll be covering it up in post. Lets think, people.

And I thank you. The accent has worked out really, really well for me. Cheers!

Typical. I don't know how it came down to teaching women how not to get raped, versus teaching men not to rape.

ok you guys - I'm no prude - if you lived a thousand lifetimes you couldn't curse as much as I do (but never around the kids).

My buddy tells the story of how his dad used to pick them up for his weekends and take them to a bar and set up a tent in the parking lot, telling them they were camping. He didn't realize how fucked up it was until much later. Imagine the potential dangers - kids camping in a bar parking lot - drunks, tipsy / drunk…

Old tapeworm joke we used to tell when I was a kid:

Entire stadium full of seats at his disposal.

Turns out they were right.

A friend of mine lives in Switzerland and told me about the creche child care system where everyone gets the same awesome child care, but they all pay a percentage of their income, which can be as low as nothing, if you can show you have no income.