It is truly the worst shit ever. Being black is sometimes the most burdensome thing. A black friend of mine was leaving a birthday party, and a cop in the area promptly started following him. He was absolutely following all the rules, stopping at each stop sign in the subdivision, indicating his turns and observing…

I'm a dad, and I would frequently find places that don't have changing tables in the mens rooms. I found that so disrespectful, like dads never change diapers. I can't tell you how many times I've had to leave the building (e.g. the movie theater) to go change my baby in the back of my hatchback. Good times.

Not sure if its been said already, but I think perhaps it would help if you hand picked some commenters to deputize.

That's pretty nuts. You've never seen Christina Hendricks? I'm sure there are a lot more.

I don't see the asshole part. An example of an asshole move would be if the Mayor said water will be turned on immediately and be free, and you are all vegans now. PETA is making an optional offer. Not that big a deal. Take it or leave it. And please leave out the outlandish examples of unreasonable offers would you?

Well the thing is, from my point of view at least, a blow job is often part of foreplay and if you complain about the foreplay, you might be shutting everything down right there. So best to soldier on. Also, your dick is in your / a lady's mouth - not sure whats to complain about.

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Truly PR Genius. Somebody deserves a raise or two!

Extra bit of trivia - I was playing cards at my cousin's house 2 hours before ceremony time (5 minutes from my house). Her guests were dumbfounded that I was there hanging out. Not that big a deal - my tux was on my bed and everything was ready to go. Including a last minute stop at Walgreens to get batteries for my…

Honestly, I can imagine someone being truly speechless and stunned into silence if something like this happened in real life. Its so outside the bounds of normal and acceptable, that I can see not knowing what to say.

Planned mine in a little under 8 weeks. It was pretty easy. 100 guests, neither of us was very picky about anything (except our choice of spouse!). I'm in the wedding business, so I just called my vendor friends, and the hotel handled everything except flowers, hair+makeup, limo, DJ and her dress / my tux. It was…

I'm a wedding photographer - I remember the crazy bidding wars for wedding vendors that happened back on 7/7/7. I screwed up and booked the first wedding that came my way, as usual and I lost out on something that would have paid more than double what I ended up getting. Ah well. Everyone seemed to think it was good…

This is great news! This guy has lowered the bar to such a degree, that Dodai might marry me on our first date. And all I have to do is NOT show my dick.

I've known a LOT of women who have been dissuaded from buying a house or even a certain type of car because it might intimidate suitors, and make it difficult for her to marry as only men at a certain level of affluence will be able to court them. I find it quite bizarre and it must really, really suck to be expected…

So are adults.

When I was exactly this age, 9, I would leave home when my parents left for work on my bike, and I wouldn't come home until it was starting to get dark. The neighborhood kids and I had such a blast - we would ride our bikes all over our subdivision and across the pedestrian bridge and to the nearby grocery store -…

While reading this, I couldn't stop thinking "I can't believe this wasn't in Florida."

Married for 5 years now - we don't have a joint account, but she has access to my primary account in case of an emergency - she hasn't needed it so far. We split the bills, and I pay the more variable ones as well - she pays a fixed amount, and in easy months my amount is about the same, but when the electricity and…

I once saw - I mean heard of (lol) a post on PornHub where the poster was complaining about the storyline not making sense. I was so confused.

Its the peek-a-boo theory of physics!