*Sigh* I work with someone who does this and puts a fake “service animal” vest on her not-super-obedient dog. She keeps claiming she will get around to certifying the dog “someday,” but it hasn’t happened in two years. I do not think the dog would qualify as-is now, because it doesn’t always respond to commands. A few…

Same here! I’m trying to branch out in my cocktail mixing, and while I don’t really have a taste for bourbon, it is a good choice when I want to limit myself to just one or two drinks at a social event. This sounds like a nice, fruity option that won’t make me wince as much. :-)

YAAASSS this is one of my all time favorite movies and served as a decent way to screen suitors in my dating days — can we have a She-Devil reunion next?

Interesting! A family member way into genealogy told me he is a great great (distant) uncle. Also my family is somehow related to Nixon.

Ugh pantyhose!! I sometimes fantasize about working in the private sector or moving to the east coast, but think I would have a hard time adjusting to the work culture outside of my casual NW state-university gig.

Seconding this! A nice bar with friends, ideally someplace with a good restaurant or two nearby and excellent people-watching (I’m thinking the Seahorse Lounge in Caesar’s, if it is still there). Daytime = overpriced spa, pinball museum, window gawking at the overpriced boutiques, relaxing at the pool.

I’m more concerned about what is happening on the wall behind Hilary. Looks like a spooky doofus PUA face flexing a bicep. It's like the stupidest possible illustration from the “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark” books emerging to moan pickup lines at you.

I’m one of those non-cable-subscribers but still try to catch RHoNJ online in large part because I am fascinated by Teresa’s hairline. Lend me some of that hair, woman!

Aw, no intent to offend. You are right, no innocent group deserves to be associated with that purse.

Just imagine, with every cigarette you’re closer to making a bad accessory decision! Smoke a whole pack? Anne Hathaway personally comes to your house and makes you buy shoes with chunky heels with one of the soles coming unglued so it flops when you walk, and a musty-smelling faux fur vest with lint pills in the…

Fair point, I just feel so mad and helpless every time I read about this horrible human being. Like, existential-depression type feelings because if he can do so many horrible things to so many women and still be walking around free, what is the point of anyone being a good person?

Can we just please banish him to an island where he has to live in a house solely decorated with pictures of all of these women? And then signs and posters everywhere outside as well, so there is no place he can hide from what he did to them.

Side note: Anne’s purse is absolutely dreadful. It looks like something a chain-smoking aunt would carry. I imagine it came with tobacco-dusted Certs floating around in the bottom, mixed with a fistful of grimy loose change and stretched out hair elastics.

so is Alabama now handing out infant-sized bootstraps so all those unwanted children born into unwilling families can start pulling themselves out of poverty?

I agree completely! I’ve made it a modest mission to introduce her to new foods as I think she just has an idea in her head about “spicy.” So far my hypothesis has proved correct as I’ve been able to get her to eat (and enjoy!) Vietnamese food, which I always insist on eating when we travel for work together since my…

I also have a friend who is spice-intolerant, to the extent where the following foods are TOO SPICY:

Right back at ya, my friend :)

Absolutely loving Lady Gaga’s huge curly wigs lately. Can this PLEASE become the hot new style so us curly-haired ladies can just go outside in humid weather without any styling products and be instantly fabulous?

My husband eats roasted peanuts in their shells. He insisted I try once and afterwards my gums felt like they had been scoured with salty steel wool. :-(

Actually being married to Alf was referenced in an episode of Parks and Rec (Camping, I think?) and I felt SO vindicated that someone else, albeit a fictional character, also knew the “married to Alf” feel.