If it’s not a picture of his lunch, I can’t be bothered......

Yaaassss, this will make the breakup x10 as messy. I can’t wait.

That whole shoot was the most thirsty, awkward, and try hard thing ever. It was like they were trying to recreate this Michael Fassbender shoot and just failed so hard.

He could have at least uploaded this...

~~~Sob!~~~

One more from the RPDR archives:

omg the Jezebel header as the Titanic

Uh, spoiler alert!

I love that an entire subblog now exists for this post.

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

tape two was definitely nightmare fuel to my adolescent self. Especially the hopeless mother tucking her kids in TO DROWN ON A SINKING SHIP. Yikes.

The guy that’s not Bill Pullman

Oooooo! And I didn’t even notice the new sub blog with the amazing banner!!! =)

I just can’t believe that they’ve made so many books about this movie!

I still don’t understand why Bill Paxton was in that movie at all. I know David Cameron really, really wanted to show us fancy computerized footage of a robot submarine exploring the Titanic’s wreckage. But that utterly onanistic jaunt to the bottom of the Atlantic tacked on another 20 minutes (30 minutes?) to an…

In the spirit of Senior Week, I Re-Watched Titanic So You Don’t Have To. You’re Welcome by Jez alum Lindy West.

Who are these monsters watching tape two? “I just want to watch the part where everyone dies!” Madness.