looks like my eyeshadow when I do my make up on the bus literally 5 seconds before walking into work? wtf, j.lo

the one with the lips

lol Linda aint giving a shit about Kendall, be real.

I dated a guy named Kendall once and he was awful. Coincidence? No, the name is a curse.

“My mom knew. She knew since their third date.”

hold me for i am afraid of change

I mean, eventually.

is the sinking symbolic...? :(

yeah, i’ve been trying to hex him as well.

this is worse than The Waldo Moment

Only one of them was in Spaceballs. That’s all I claim to know.

he was like “you’re not being logical” but then GAVE HER THE NECKLACE BACK ??????

well, yeah, that is exactly what both endings were trying to say, this alt ending just did it a bit more ham handedly. i mean, Bill P and the Old Woman are crewing the scenery to bits in this clip.

she tweeted something that read like a trump endorsement then went back on it and said she doesn’t endorse anyone.

feels like when my parents divorced but told us kids that everything would essentially stay the same

She says she wanted to make it without Cal’s “help” but, fuck, lady that don’t mean nobody else couldn’t have used that rock.

Bill Paxton’s character seem like he lost his mind at the end.

only differences being the crew knows Old Rose had the necklace the entire time, and they know she threw it overboard. i’m surprised nobody jumped in the water after it, tbh.

Old Rose gets caught trying to throw the necklace overboard. She chats with Bill Whichever one he is, he holds the necklace, and then Old Rose throws it over her shoulder like a fucking asshole.