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muttonchopbaby3
muttonchopbaby3

Thanks for sharing your measurements! They are relevant!

One thing that gets on my nerves is women who won't let other women eat in peace. The ones that look at your plate always and watch everyone eat. If you have a salad, they shit on you for eating just a salad. If you eat pizza, they give you shit for eating pizza. "Are you really going to eat that greasy thing? Really,

Actually I did mean the Pantheon. The one in Rome, that still has a roof.

"Just because I messed around with you doesn't mean I want anything to so with you, yet here you are leaving your boyfriend who can actually stand to be around you to come here and try to help me"

I have a bunch of old cassettes of my husband and I with our band that I kept from back in the day. One day I walked into our room and discovered my 2 year old had unravelled one of them. So I'm rolling it back up and had this really weird nostalgic moment. Rolling your cassette tape back up - like riding a bike.

Happens all the time. Here's one. Good trap, though, little warrior.

It is my actual beat. Go change your diaper.

People always want to write them off as being super aggressive and unfriendly, but I've never had a problem with female softball players.

As both a hater of Kris Jenner and as a former art history major, I can only say BRAVA, Callie! Done like a BOSS.

Well done.

Man, in that header image, Kim and Nori both look like they are seeing something seriously sketch, while Kanye just gazes adoringly at Kim.

Wait until your 40s, they're kind of awesome. I want to write a parody Dr. Seuss about it called, "Oh! All The Fucks You Won't Give!"

I really hope that she does a book tour so I can show up extra boozy and booby and heckle from the front row.

She's gained attention. That's the endgame for her. I know someone like this and the lies are truly fantastic and stories change with the weather. If you confront them with discrepancies they flat out deny ever having said or done what doesn't add up. They want the attention and they are very good at getting it.

She sounds like a serious pathological liar, very much like that waitress who made up the story about a couple leaving her a homophobic note on their check. You may think she had nothing to gain from making false rape accusations but people like that love attention and creating drama, it doesn't have to make sense to

Not weird at all. Beards are hot. It's science.

I AM SCREAMPUKING JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

JGL? I could only come up with John Lithgow, and that couldn't be it.

One great thing about being an adult is that teens are very unattractive to me. GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK TYLER.