Of course Trump is a fool and a demagogue, but if you listen to the larger clip, he’s actually saying that *his critics say* he can shoot anyone without losing any supporters.

Oh, man, marry me. I agreed with you 1-3, and fell in love at 4.

I’ll let you keep the house and the personal stuff, but the excess wealth—boat, cars, summer houses—that should certainly be sold off for tax.

Hasn’t Trump created a political campaign BASED on being disrespectful?? He’s the one who calls his fellow candidates ugly, dummies, etc. You all eat it up.

I think shaved legs look better, but I can hardly ever get myself to do it. I try to in bare leg season, which is about half the year here, but even then I find the picayune attention to my physical body is more than I can stand. This summer I had bad poison ivy on my legs and was relieved that I couldn’t shave.

Maybe a kind of shake-down thing. Like, pay us to test your food, and we won’t make the results public, just send them to you so you can fix it. And if you don’t hire us, who knows, we might just let the public know about the semen and the weasel anuses.

Salsa is NOT DIP. If I heard dip I’d assume she wanted the queso, or whatever.

Shellfish are out altogether, dairy or not.

If you look in the dictionary, you’ll find this quoted under “mansplaining.”

Hence my use of quotation marks.

Well, since Franzen “discovered” Zink and she basically owes her career to him... she’s a weird choice of reviewer. I mean, even if she’s totally without bias, the perception is there.

I never let my kids watch Barney because he was full on creepy, but he actually told kids that???

I’ve been using it forever, literally forever. Most deodorants smell terrible, this is the only one I can stand (powder scent, NOT shower). Of course, I’m cheap so I’ve only tried cheaper brands. It works fine, but... reading this column, maybe I should experiment? It certainly doesn’t last more than one day, and on…

I’ve been using it forever, literally forever. Most deodorants smell terrible, this is the only one I can stand…

What drives me crazy is the number of people who live on a legitimate bus route who still drive their children MANY miles both ways. People: the bus is already using a shit-ton of gas, take advantage of it.

This is really unusual, though! I’m an American and I’ve never seen a barista or any server at all flip out like this. In fact, I’m usually amazed at how polite and friendly people are even after a long harrowing day slinging coffee. Don’t think this lady is in any way representative!

There’s a BIG difference between eating a bagel from a dumpster and eating a hot dog or something like that. You just aren’t going to get sick from eating stale bread. Bagel shops and other bakeries could give their stuff away with no fear whatsoever of litigation.

Both “compost” and “Compostela” probably have the same root in the Latin “compositus,” so not necessarily far off.

Yeah—she’s not into it because it’s weird to see someone change so radically. Also, last time my husband went through that, it turned out he was having a serious emotional affair with a much younger woman. (We worked it out, though.)

I was a very sheltered college kid and had my first sushi at 26. Did I demand lo mein? No, because I knew the difference between Japan and China, even if I was basically a rural hick. And I knew how to be polite.

No, no, no. Salt, lime juice, chipotle pepper. Adding tomato just wrecks it.