I spent much of my adult life learning photoshop (and later switching to Open Source solutions...but the premise is the same) to do this and other things for clients and friends. Only to have all of those years rendered moot when someone invents an app that turns those five steps into one.
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Hands: The Original Egg Cups
Easy. Peel it, soak it in soy sauce for a few minutes (optional), cut in half and plop in noodle soup. Consume.
The jokes have been made, and they are very funny, you guys. So I just came here to say:
“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.
Hey, their barbers were surgeons.
So, cause of death? Falling face first into an open grave? How Scooby Doo of him. I bet if you pulled on his face it would reveal old man Jenkins who ran the local Medieval Reminiscence fair. Which back in those days was just called the Fair.
700 years ago? Are you sure?
I do think it’s both. He knows he can’t bullshit with her, and that she is both smarter and far more powerful than him. I actually think he’s scared of her. Sniff, I feel so proud of Our Mutti Merkel right now!
Yes, but hers is a rational hate for many completely logical reasons she could easily explain. He hates her like a toddler hates brussel sprouts.
So the solution to woefully inadequate healthcare insurance is....more insurance? Humanity is a dumpster fire.
Yo dawg, I hear you like insurance, so I put some insurance in your insurance so you’re covered before you’re covered.
ANGELA: “And THEN this motherfucker Trump said...”
Oh god, I’m watching the press conference and he really is repulsive. Next to Merkel, he looks worse than ever. America is the laughingstock of the free world.
He doesn’t actually seem to know how to smile. He squinches up his eyes, and makes his mouth into a smiley shape, but ... it’s not a smile.
Trump doesn’t know how to handle people who are smarter than him (pretty much everyone), much less one that is a women.
I would watch this porn.
At least we know that Donald Trump hates women more than he loves powerful Germans.
Pictured here is the Leader of the Free World. Donald Trump sits next to her.