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You forgot to mention that you should avoid smoking tobacco; the #1 most preventable cause of heart disease and cancer.

I’m confused. Are you driving the Ferrari? Or are you working a corner with some other hookers when a potential john loses control of his wheels and runs you down?

The centerpiece of the car’s sound system.

Trump continues to gnaw into Hillary’s already razor-slim lead.

It can’t be overstated how poorly Lauer did as a moderator. He let Trump speak mostly uninterrupted with bizarre, fact-free monologues like these. Whereas when Clinton spoke, Lauer interrupted her actual answers about a half-dozen times.

Even if Trump were to drop out tomorrow, somehow never give an interview ever again, the can of alt-right worms he opened won’t go away so easily. Even when he loses and loses big, the toxic waste he unloaded on the American political system won’t just evaporate.

Jesus fuck. This is the longest SNL cold open ever.

Trump watched the last scene of There Will Be Blood, and thinks we can just suck all of the oil out of the Middle East with a giant straw.

“People don’t know this about Iraq, but they have among the largest oil reserves in the world.”

I really enjoyed his answer to the question “What are you going to do to improve relationships with Russia in your first X-number of days in office?”

I actually don’t blame him for this position.

He’s going to get trounced.

1. Take the oil

I think they should make this a regular feature, but with it’s own category called, “It’s Kyle!!"

the radio. in most places, it’s called the head unit because it is main controller in the audio system.

While this write-up is surely helpful, I’m pretty sure the official Apple iPhone7 manual will basically state their official stance on compatibility:

Engineer: “Tim, what is the plan on the new phone?”

Cook: “Lose the jack, ain’t no going back. We got little to lose and much to gain because in my brain is a capitalist migraine. If upgrading the accessory becomes necessary then we see double green... shipping cash to Ireland know what I mean?”

I hope my 80GB version 1.3 iPod lives forever.

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!