Its ok, he was wearing his shoes in the house!

Really???? I like texting because I feel like there is no expectation that I’ll respond right away. That’s what makes texting great. The information is there for me to deal with when I have time to do it

I think dying in your sleep as a grandparent counts among the best possible death scenarios.

That is an efficient and reasonable way to deal with an extremely minor annoyance. I don’t think you understand the point of this column.

Hate accepted. Wear your shoes on the bed, too, because that’s a thing shoes-always households do. It’s like being a nevernude.

Gimme a hoagie with gabagool.

I hate people with no-shoe houses. What, is your carpet made of silk hand-woven by Chinese orphans?

Hey

lollolololol at the “I’ll buy it second hand” tweet.

From my experience & others, I disagree with 1 & 2. Job posters might not like it, but the shotgun approach is the only thing that seems to work in the new economy (don’t kid yourselves, posters are playing the numbers game too).

There’s really never an excuse for sending in an incomplete application if you actually want the job, but I have to tell you that I wouldn’t have my current job if I hadn’t sent in my materials within 24 hours. My boss told me she had to cut it off after less than two days because she’d gotten way too many applicants…

You’re jealous of how much time I had to hand craft dozens of applications a day? You’re actually jealous of being unemployed and 8 months worth of every application coming back with a big “NO” on it (if they bother to reply at all?)? Luckily it had a happy ending, but really? When you’re unemployed you apply for…

Your beauty box reviews are dangerous! I enjoy them so much that they’ve lead to me having three of my own subscriptions.

Or maybe an end of the month roundup of what you are still liking, what you now hate, and what you plan to buy based on what you got?

This breaks my heart. I have had many people ask about my column. I will keep writing it! I am trying to find a site to publish my column, but, if I have to make my own site, I will. To keep tabs on my reviews, follow me on Twitter (brandikirch), Instagram (brandikirchgessner), or Facebook (Brandi Morgan…

This was my absolute favorite part of Jezebel. You were a kind and considerate poster and took the time to comment back to us. I appreciated every interaction we had and every interaction I saw you have with others. You fostered a massive addiction to beauty boxes in me and I cannot quit it. I am beyond pissed that…

Losing Millihelen is the Deepest Cut of all.

A Muslim president would no more turn government control to sharia law than Catholic JFK turned it over to the pope—as many feared. Grow up, people. Besides, with the lack of autonomy to women, the Rs are the ones pushing for sharia-style.