They were walking while staring at their iPhones, right?

Go to the doc.

Girl you look great.

This is crazy.

It’s all truly in the eye of the beholder.Girl, enjoy it. Personally, people ’round here think Gatlinburg the epitome of tacky—which is saying a lot, because Myrtle Beach ain’t that much farther (in the other direction).

Cigarettes After Sex. Childish Gambino. An episode or two of Jason Schwartzman’s Coconut Radio show (Sirius XMU).

I went to see the early evening show of Red Sparrow at my fave Barcalounger cinema tonight. Guy next to me orders some kind of flatbread that smelled of hot dogs and salsa. Then he starts in on popcorn, with gusto. At first I’m like “he’ll run out of food soon.” When the crackly-crunchy candy-eating starts, I look…

I suppose most folks will choose three or four of the motivators you’ve given here, and that’s all good. However, I know a foolproof way to lose weight, and I know it because I know a bunch of people who have maintained a healthy, normal weight over years and even decades. First, no wheat, flour or sugar. Weighed or…

Okay…confusing, but I get it now. Thanks!

Okay…confusing, but I get it now. Thanks!

Your copy says everything at Gap is discounted and the DOUBLE code takes 50% off whatever the discount price is. I clicked the link, chose a bag, applied the code. The price is reduced only by the 50%. What gives?

Your copy says everything at Gap is discounted and the DOUBLE code takes 50% off whatever the discount price is. I…

Yes, I’m talking about Carey Mulligan. …Personally, I don’t care where my movies come from.

I bought mine in July. I’d also bought one in May for a friend with a bad back, and she loved it too.

I bought mine in July. I’d also bought one in May for a friend with a bad back, and she loved it too.

I love my Tuft & Needle foam mattress. Their customer service is outstanding, too.

I love my Tuft & Needle foam mattress. Their customer service is outstanding, too.

I liked Mudbound quite a bit but felt that the director, continuity team, and stylist for Michelle Williams missed an opportunity to show that living in a ramshackle cabin would, over time, affect the actress’s polished good looks. But no. Ah, Hollywood.

These fuckups! The only reason they’re still my bank is that I love their online billpay service.

This copy editor cringes at 60-point faux pas. Please, change enviously to enviably.

Ethnic cleansing. Disgusting. Get out and vote in the midterms!

Am I alone in wondering where she got her money? Today’s celebs command insane fees, yes…I’m curious.

I really enjoy the two big awards shows (gowns, jewels, famous people unscripted) and I’ve worn out my browser checking out these clickbait articles. MOST OF AMERICAN CAN’T LIVESTREAM THE 2018 GOLDEN GLOBES FOR FREE.

So, so meta.