This is the outfit of someone who doesn’t have any friends to tell her no, honey, that doesn’t work. Oh hell no.

I think the monochrome color shows a lack of imagination.

Whenever I hear myself think “everybody this” or “nobody that” I know I’m full o’ shit again.

I try to be conscious of my effect on insecure and vulnerable people, I really do. I don’t hear “you intimidate me” as much as I used to. Also, oldness seems to disarm some fuckers.

He can’t read, y’know.

Don’t hate me because I watched True Blood 1.67 times.

My Hillary 2016 button keeps falling off my driver-side visor, and I keep sticking it back on. When I flip it down, she be standing UPRIGHT.

I’m gonna ugly-cry.

Oh, I thought that was his EEG.

Why is he trying so hard to restate her question in his own terms?

This, many times starred.

Bragging rights: I caught on to Reagan’s incoherence long before the diagnosis was made public.

The adjustable aperture in your camera’s lens is the opening that is how much lets in light, it lets in and it’s measured in and the size of the aperture is measured in f-stops.

I don’t want to get in a pissing match with you. You seem angry so let’s just take a breath.

Sitting in a quiet room. Breath awareness—conscious awareness of a simple act—is a good place to start. Good luck!

M.D. doesn’t stand for “medical deity.”

“You pick the task you want to work on, and you vow to work on it for five minutes, and five minutes only.”

Population-control awareness programs (with funding)?

Meditation can help persons (me, anyway, as a recovering person with longstanding diagnoses of PTSD and dysthymia) mediate when fight or flight is appropriate and when neither is necessary. Science tells us that hyper-vigilance isn’t good for the body or the mind.

Precisely. Meditation will, when practiced over time, slow down reactivity.