Is it too late? Aug 27!

I have the Anastasia gel, the pencil, and the powder. Definitely like the powder best.

Anastasia Brow Powder. The gel dries out and destroys the Anastasia brush you simply must buy when you get the powder. But it’s great stuff. My brows are 70s-overplucked skimpy so I know how you feel.

UD’s Perversion mascara is amaze. I never woulda but it came in a Birchbox. Now I buy full size so happy.

Oh I love them! I bought a pair of black oxfords couple years ago and they make me feel reckless and fashion-forward. Get ’em!

Everyone simply must try the Sephora Rose Eye Mask. I’ve never, never been so amazed at how youthful a product made me look. I gave one to my friend and she agreed. My plan: buy more, lots more.

My brags are: my old grad school boyfriend is flying me out to Kansas City MO for the holiday weekend (and, er, my birthday too) and my other unstated gentleman suitor made my heart flutter with sadness at the inevitability of death. When was the last time that happened? Plus, my ATM card was declined at the ATM…

I’ve always been curious why people who attend foreign universities often fail to cite the precise names of their alma maters. Is it a secret or something?

I have this but the formula’s too dry for me.

I have this but the formula’s too dry for me.

I’ve wondered about this brand…made in Calif., no?

I’ve wondered about this brand…made in Calif., no?

I have this but the formula is too dry. I end up with a lipring from the staining power but nothing in the middle.

I have this but the formula is too dry. I end up with a lipring from the staining power but nothing in the middle.

NARS makes a great lipstick.

NARS makes a great lipstick.

Pardon me, but neutral means no warm or cool cast. So either you’re neutral, or you lean to cool or warm.

Pardon me, but neutral means no warm or cool cast. So either you’re neutral, or you lean to cool or warm.

Marc Jacobs Lip Crème Je T’Aime. Lovely magnetic case, creamy, long-wearing, semi-stain-type formula. Divine. (Photo is not this color.) http://www.sephora.com/le-marc-lip-cr…

Marc Jacobs Lip Crème Je T’Aime. Lovely magnetic case, creamy, long-wearing, semi-stain-type formula. Divine. (Photo…

After the paper towel gets damp, I use it to wipe down button mushrooms. Then clean around the cat’s bowl. Then toss.

After the paper towel gets damp, I use it to wipe down button mushrooms. Then clean around the cat’s bowl. Then toss.

That last gif…EWWW

Thank you so much for saying all this. You are truly a decent, caring human.

Dang! I was just a few blocks away. Doh!

Replying to myself.

I’m not trying to make it about me. Of course not. That would be selfish and stupid. My point is, delaying sadness until some later time only forces the psyche to lock down, freeze, and deny the expression of a natural emotion.