Correction: Not real pube hairs, just wiry pub-LIKE hairs.

I’m here to declare that my Cuddleduds, while stupidly overpriced, have outlasted any cheap Target shit by many years, many washings. The black long-sleeved v-neck (I know, don’t shame me) and black/less black bamboo leggings are still decent enough to run to the store in as long as there’s a trench over all.

Call it cognac.

Rose gold oxfords?!!!

I’d buy these! That cognac color would rock it with my all-black wardrobe. About a year ago I bought some good-quality black oxfords. When I wear them with leggings and a longish top I feel chic and different.

I worry about rubbing *stuff* over my eyes. Is it safe for eyeballs?

Holy shit, what is this?

Florida. Trailer. Park.

Hey Emily I love Foxygen and also your personal thrift-writing style. You were in my old grad-school haunt, Bloomington; cool. If I’d seen those Lucite shoes I might have shit a brick. My vintage Lucite earrings and similar-age black box purse with Lucite handle are some favorites. In the late 60s I wore a full-length…

How do you tell the difference?

My first thought was she laid there and ate dirt, which somehow sustained her. I’ve been awake 15 hours now; must be time for bed.

I hate that “we” business. And at the risk of being bombarded here, I don’t like gay men who say to me they’re on the rag or have PMS. No. You don’t.

My grandson still love his little owl puppet (HOOTUNKEN?), three years later.

Oooh, more details, please.

Five years on, I still miss the guy who told me he’d had a wild life before we met (ha!). He would always focus on me for hours because, as he told me early on, once he was done he knew he’d lose interest. Now that’s generousity—right up until he lost interest.

(No hate on Ellen, but) …because Americans are so good at trivializing everything and everyone?

What I appreciate is that Bernie has turned up the heat under the issues. That’s his purpose in life, not being president.

This man is clearly mentally ill and will some day be noted only for his phenomenal lack of common sense and decency.

Put a pot of boiling water on the stove…?

How about two $500 tips instead? Or four $250s? Seems like you can’t really get anybody’s attention these days unless it’s about a single jackpot winner.