Why, of course I’d hesitate to marry me.

Would love to know just which apps I can use this tip on!

I’ve only watched the video once but it looks like Mom was the first to salute. That bears out my theory that parents teach children things.

I just need the security of feeling covered. I sometimes even want my ears covered. Lucinda Williams wrote about it: Heavy Blankets.

I was looking forward to a nicely titillating, semi-explicit treatise on the how-tos of a threesome, but I feel like I just got a finger-wagging lecture instead. Sorry, Charlotte: fail.