Just wait til everyone finds out they have to change planes in Dallas.

Pretty sad when a reality star doesn't want to have anything to do with your show.

Your Honor, we're big on the internet.

Yeah and all those Taserings are really keeping Chicago safe. You don't even have to lock your doors on the Southside anymore!

@99TelepodProblems: West Virginia is full of spoons.

Acceptable:

@NoDebutante: #47 - Hawaii and Alaska as a state. "They are not even attached!"

"Twitter. Google. Yahoo. These were all the things bad immigrant girls used to do to young men in the back of a Packard."

Update.

If there is a K-Car enthusiast forum, I pray to God, I never stumble upon it.

Oh great, they take away the sexy red head Russian spy and replace her with the giant doofus Russian spy.

Deadspin really needs to follow in Fleshbot's footsteps and install a Gay/Straight filter.

What the hell. Did they photograph him leaving the house to pick up his morning paper from the driveway?

Run a Bingo Game between innings. End of Story.

She sucker punched a white girl and couldn't even knock her down.

"I don't think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith."

I have a fool proof moneymaking idea.

Roy Williams needs to go wash his pussy.

Congratulations Brant, you sold 7,500 tickets today. Tomorrow, no one will ever trust you on the other side of a negotiation table. Good luck finding a business partner, player, agent, bank, court, arbitration judge who would be willing to trust a single word to come out of your mouth.

On the next episode of, "Mary Poppins, Assassin Nanny"