It's German. EOS. #maybachzeppelin

Her next appearance on Fox News will be to explain why she feels David Spade isn't paying enough child support. #carrieprejean

That's union work for ya. #newyorkyankees

Fox News Headline: General Electric hires Iranian Terrorist for Extremist Liberal Show. Solders at risk?

The jumbotron TVs totally obscure and distract from the action on the field. Dumb.

Opening phrase from Greg Bishop's column on the Jet's next evening game.

Wow. How many 11 year olds who say crazy things actually end up doing it. This could be a really cute movie. Are you listening Disney?

I'm pretty sure this will get you tasered, arrested and detained as a terrorist in the NEW Yankee Stadium

They should have just done a co-op with a local car dealership and give a car or (5 years of free gas) to someone in attendance.

Lenny touted financial picks on [TheStreet.com] yet never had any credentials or financial education. And his wife, to quote the article, "Dykstra’s wife hasn’t had a job in more than 23 years." Sounds like a couple of Ventura County Dandys that need to learn how the real world operates.

It Peter North were driving that, the house would have been flooded by now.

Probably the only humanoid shaped object to ever step foot on that property with no elastic in their pants.

Rich kids say stupid racist things. Working class kids say stupid racist things, too. But I guess the rich kid is supposed to know better.

I believe that, at 50, all hipster New Yorkers are required to move to Vermont. Hopefully, then she can mellow out a bit.

Bullshit. The cop was joyriding. Impounded luxury and exotic vehicles are usually towed from location to location. Police don't have the time nor the money to insure every impounded car to drive from location to location.

"Free color enlargement of this sweater girl picture, without reading matter, to pin-up or frame."

I think I'll wear my smartest suit and hat to my next burglary.

Still beats eating at Arbys.

WSJ is owned by Rupert "Fox News" Murdoch and I'm sure the NASCAR tie-in is a hope to get some Red State synergy. I'm sure next week's Journal will have a page 3 spread of that Miss California homophobe.

The kids are just rehearsing on what a Yankee home game will look like in September.