Your comments are more deliciously meaningless on every article. I suspect that by the end of the week you'll be posting random keystrokes, indistinguishable from spam.

remember the part in the bible where Jesus interrupts the stoning of the sinful woman to comment favorably on her physical appearance?

Almost. The most important lesson is to never, ever ask for relationship advice online in the comments of an article about a woman being treated shitty by a guy. If you want to comment below that article, comment about the subject of a woman being treated shitty by a guy. Ignoring the subject at hand, and changing…

But it's also like...women send pictures of their breasts or entire selves...Why, when men get so many kinds of pictures of women, often with pictures of mostly everything would they think a disembodied dick is the way to go? Because they think sexuality and everything appealing about them is captured in their dick…

Ehhh...

Can we also talk about sexting, and what guys think turns a girl on? Like, 5 seconds in they're like "Then I'll cum on your face!" Wait, what just happened here? Are you going to tell me that you're going to roll over and fall asleep next?

Bullshit. She told him it was inappropriate, said she wasn't into it, and used a joke to change the subject. There is nothing "mixed" about that - that's a clear signal of discomfit to anyone who's actually interested in reading the signals of another. (Of course, sexually aggressive men are notoriously poor at…

As a hetero guy, I'm not sure how I would react to an unsolicited, close up, shot of a pussy. I'd probably be more confused than aroused.

Who set you up on this blind date and are they aware of what they did? (If it is the internet, sadly, I think the internet is unaware.) This is something that person should know about their friend, that he might do this weird and inappropriate thing on other blind dates.

Yes, I feel like this is a perfect time to launch into relationship advice for men. yes yes indeed.

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

Shooting innocents in the head is pretty much self explanatory in terms of guilt, Jezebel or not. You're really reaching for this one lol.

Maybe it's because I'm a new mom, but your comment really rubbed me the wrong way, and it's extremely judgmental. The attitude that once a woman becomes a mother she has to completely give up her identity, or her career, and that any self-care is is selfish or vain is total fucking bullshit. How can you know her…

If she were Indian, I may have thought someone had secretly filmed my reaction to seeing Jolene performed live.

Why in the holy hell is she not calling it Lively? Her people, she should fire them.

The name of this website is just begging for a shopped photo of Blake Lively in a mason jar.

The dead air after he said this is maybe my favorite part of the video. The inflection he uses is also pretty rediculous. You'd think he was asking whether free will was an illusion or positing some heady question of solipsism...except it's just a grown man confused by pictograms. I'd love for someone read Dr Seuss…

Why are you peddling this sciency-sounding nonsense as if it's legit?