So the real way to win Ben Stein's money is to be a hot woman with a sob story. Got it.

For the love of little green men... WHY is the original article spread out over more than ten page clicks with no option to view on one page?!? Makes reading the article painful to have to wait for a page load for just a single paragraph! Arghhhh, how I hate that kind of BS...

I rarely bake. When you live alone and have a habit of eating everything sweet you own in one sitting, it's just not healthy. But a couple of weeks ago I got a craving. I wanted Chocolate Chip Cookies and I went to Smitten Kitchen to see if she had posted a recipe.

"Called "The Runsie""

Don't feel like you can't do those things with a child. One of my best friends is a single parent and she works and travels all over the world. Her child is getting the best education, because she is getting to experience all sorts of different people and cultures. She's only 5 and she already speaks multiple…

The Maple Syrup one looks the best, but I don't think I'd be able to stand maple-flavored chocolate chip cookies. I'm too lazy to make my own though, so I go for the Nestle's dough in a tub when I have a craving.

The country has no official religion and a majority population that is irreligious, nominally Muslim but holding it to be of little importance in daily life. The vast majority of the remainder are not radical by any stretch of the imagination. They are a fairly westernized and globalized country, with the freedom to…

Who is the absolute moron who would get upset to see a woman feeding her baby to the point of speaking out against it? I mean it, who are these people? I've never met one. What is their background? Who is that deeply weird and disconnected from our mammalian existence? What education and religion and upbringing does…

They probably also finish each other's sandwiches.

Twins like this freak me out. Like, cool, you're twins. But the ones who like... do everything together, dress in the same outfits, and don't have any other identity besides trying to be a carbon copy of their sibling... that shit is totally weird to me. (No offense to any Jezebel twins out there in Kinja world. I…

Kim Kardashian, spokesmodel of Whatever.

Sure, just don't take the Spanish Influenza into account.

Simmer down, internet! It's clearly not finished yet.

God, even though I have already ingested 2500 calories worth of Starbursts today, my body will only provide a total 22,820 calories to my fellow plane wreck passengers? I feel small all of a sudden.

Especially with Jack Russell Terriers - those things go grey fast. Now I am just picturing some crazy marketer selling "Just for JRTs" hair dye.

Hahaha, a well designed car is enough for my husband to masturbate to ;)

"neo-Nazi reggae"

But if there's no THC, what's the point? Isn't the point of e-cigs that you get nicotine in vapor form without all the cancer-causing tars and such?

I've always referred to the Rachel Maddow type as 'pixie butch' - cute but not really femme. And yes, she's gorgeous.

This might not be popular, but I absolutely loathe 1920s fashion. It's just not flattering.