mutantkinjaturtle
mutantkinjaturtle
mutantkinjaturtle

That's a mother fucking Volvo for you.

the guy in that picture looks like he got a little too excited about this automated cupcake place and had a happy pants accident.

"I'm not here to be fair and make friends, I'm here to see dicks"

I get into the most pointless arguments with dudes about wanting to see male genitalia in media. Yes I do want to see it. Yes many women do. No, do not tell me I'm wrong about this, because in fact you are wrong. No, I don't care if you think penis != bewbs and merkin-masked pudenda. I'm not here to be fair and make

I can't even be bothered by this in the slightest. I find high fashion and Vogue (which epitomizes it) so ridiculous that the inclusion of reality TV and tabloid celebs and larger-than-life rap artists is totally acceptable. Major side-eye to anyone who thinks this is the end of times (any time.)

Me. I'm a little bit afraid people will bite my head off here, and I'm sure we'll get plenty of replies telling us how naive we are....but my husband is just not cheating material. we are on our 7th year of relationship, and the only thing that we are sure is deal-breaker is cheating. For both of us, it represents

Is anyone else in a relationship, married or otherwise, with a man that they really truly believe will not ever cheat on them? Sometimes I worry that I'm naive but my husband comes from a really fucked up divorced family and I think it is bad enough to go past the idea that he'll follow his father's footsteps. I would

Ohhh it was the enlightened UK, not the backwards racist-ass Old Miss south amirite lol har har. Yep, clearly enlightened based on this article, but let's not miss an opportunity to look down from our ivory NYC tower at all the ignorant racists that only exist in the south (that way, we don't have to look at all the

You started off strong...

Seen here, D.B. Cooper prepares.

Either this is satire, or this is the most laughably stupid comment I've ever received on these.

Otter pops in a nutshell:

if you payed me 500,000 i would go to a dumb party with you. seems like an easy decision to me

"Forcing them to work as prostitutes" implies their participation, regardless of whether it was against their will or not. Let's call it what it really is. "The man accepted cash to allow other men to rape them."

It should just be him shrugging....

I have Syrian grandparents and my older brother, who was blonde as a kid, was an anomaly while my other brother and I have dark hair and eyes. Even as a kid, I used to wonder how the late, nee Katsopolis mother married Danny Tanner and ended up with THREE blonde girls. It confused me especially since every time the

Once again, fuck you. First of all, you can't judge by one woman about all Slovakians. Second of all, Eastern Europe is a big and diverse place so refer back to point one. Third of all, you know jack shit about our relationships, moron. I actually live here and I see these relationships firsthand. I'm part of one.

I know someone (a definite Twilight fan, in her teens) who met him during a premiere. She lost all composure and when he stopped on the red carpet in front of her, blurted out, "Can I touch you?!"

5 seconds later...