You could buy one of those "selfie stick" attachments and take photos like that. They are really popular in Asia.

I live in DC and actually found an organic, vegetarian, cage-free, Amish-farmed egg producer that sells eggs for the same cost as regular eggs at most supermarkets. It's the only thing at the local organic market that even kinda resembles a deal. They are $2 cheaper than the Wegmans organic eggs pictured, actually.

I considered buying a pretty, scooped neck t-shirt that had more subtle rendition of the stain glass print and kind of regret not getting it. The allover print seems like it would highlight odd areas on the body.

Depends on where you work in DC, I guess. My last job was full of screaming bosses.

On point 2, a good tip I've put into action is to have standard, private nonsense answers for security questions. For example, mother's maiden name=purpleducknipple. It makes it easier to remember your own security questions across sites, but makes it a lot more difficult for someone else to guess the answers. It's…

I think this is where some of the confusion about sexy pics comes up. A lot of men think the only "sexual" part of their body is the penis, ergo, that a penis pic is the same as a topless girl winking. Playful, sexy, but not completely crass.

There is a penis bouquet photo option, which I cannot Google right now, which would be effective while avoiding any gender identity confusion.

That is the type of claim that needs a source (beyond Dan Savage saying it sometime), especially if bolded. In fact, searching variations on that phrase led to multiple sources indicating the opposite, as well as criminal cases in which child abusers admitted to escalating sexual abuse in order to produce more…

The most (maybe) offensive thing about this is that it is harking perfume to 3rd-5th graders. I can't imagine that animation is aimed at any other demographic.

"wouldn't the logical thing be to expand the sizes upward, making the measurements for 000 the new 0, and offering a size 24?"

Eh, I find her evolution from teenage girl to mid-20 something pretty normal.

Pinup Girl Clothing has many similar dresses from various brands. They can be a little pricy, but I've owned dresses from them for 10 years that I still wear!

"Was about to be pregnant?" How's that now?

I thought all women loved Dwayne Johnson. I'm amazed you've been made fun of for it! Anytime I've said he's hot, every other women in the room has agreed.

Out of all of this, all I can think is that Dutch-Vietnamese isn't that "wild" of a mix of ethnicities.

I've made plain maple syrup cookies, which are spectacular and super yummy with a hot drink. Adding chocolate chips sounds superfluous, and not really good. But I abhor putting syrup on chocolate chip pancakes.

Rolling Stone reference is inadvertent, but staying.

I found the Cook's Illustrated recipe a few years ago, and no other chocolate chip cookie has been worth making since. It has brown sugar-white sugar mix, but you melt and toast the butter, which makes it crispier and use dark brown sugar, which tastes more caramel-like. If I didn't have time to do the whole butter…

I'd wear it to a music festival, if it was a less awful pattern. As is, it's indistinguishable from overalls I would've worn in kindergarten.

French's Folly sounds like a British nickname for chlamydia.