Identical twins mildly—mildly—creep me out a tiny bit, no matter what. It just naturally trips me out of there to be two people who look exactly alike. I know that is my personal issue, and I don't hold it against people.

You can see her knee-face through the fabric! That should've been the singular red flag that it's too tight, Kim.

Old JRTs are grey, bearded and crotchety as fuck. Way different than young ones for sure!

My friend allowed us to pick out our own dressed based on her wedding colors, which included cream. Several of us picked white-ish dresses and she approved.

I feel genuinely confused right now. I really don't see how she looks different than lost other pageant competitors. Fit but not too skinny has been "the look" for the past couple of years. I guess she has a slightly thicker waist but it's not like that's due to carrying any extra weight. She looks great and…

My mother always had the same approach with clothing. She was very strict and anxious about many things, weirdly, but always said "you're only young once" about anything I wore. If anything I think it helped prevent some other, weirder teenage acting out.

I think if it was shimmery or sparkled like the dress, it would be better, but damn. Damn.

THE TRAIN! Oh my.

I hate to paint another layer of shit onto this smelly wall, but many of these troglodytes probably consider black women to be inherently lower on their scale of women, and therefore 'easier' to obtain than the perfect 10 California Blond they'd prefer.

It makes her waist look itty bitty, but also like a cake? Like too much like a cake. And I love cake.

It's extra odd because I think she has very warm and beautiful smile.

Beyonce is always eerily calm. That facade never cracks. She turns it on when performing and then powers down everything else.

She used to dress so much better pre-Kanye. She was a good role model in one arena, and that was dressing as a short and curvy lady.

Ahem!

Debbie Downer? Did you think no one found the thought of a teenage girl being brutally murdered was a sad story? Did you honest to fucking God read this story and not find it a "downer?"

Re: J-Law Wedding.

I think that might be true! I will spread it.

There are increasing numbers of Columbia Heights bro sightings.

Arrested Development. The actress may look familiar because she has played a main character's best friend or short-run girlfriend in everything. Everything. And she is the best.

I knew they were going to pull that as soon as he went to go see the baby, and it kind of pissed me off. So overdone.