Because one day those children will grow up and be your doctor or the nice kindly person who brings you Meals on Wheels because you don't have a family to take care of you in your old age.

...save yourself the disappointment and stick with the classics.

I love you. I really, really, do. I just wish I didn't feel like a failure to my mother every time I read one of your posts. Right now, there is a pile of sweaters in the laundry room that I know were used as a litter box earlier this week. Yet, have I done anything about it? No. Why not? Because I am a lazy, lazy,…

A decent, good list. I'd also say that a pencil (or crayons, markers, whatever) and paper should be on the list. For one partic'lar example of what to do with 'em: