I’ve never understood people who want their elected leaders to be as dumb as they are.

i don’t understand shit in this article

May I recommend r/raisedbynarcissists? There is some massive boundary violation going on here.

Sure. We need a good crew when we find our new home, and they need to be agreeable on things like prog rock and pierogi.

It really was!

I know that I’m in the grey and this probably won’t be read but I’m so sad that this has ruined this show. This show was my childhood. My parents were very strict and this was the only show I was allowed to watch growing up. We watched it as a family. I loved this show.

You can have sex with your friends, is the thing.

the sad part is that kidz bop actually go harder than this song

OH WAIT I GDT THE JOKE NOW

is it literally just called pirates? idr the name

I am that really terrible person that is like, EVEN IF, every terrible thing they say about planned parenthood is true, I STILL WOULD NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK. Not one.

If the notion you speak of is your theory, I am comforted. If the notion you speak of is being allied with me, you should be terrified.

No. If you’re a lady who legitimately does just want hookups, it is amazing how quickly half those dudes turn emotional on you, get clingy, want to be jealous of the other guys you’re fucking and can’t handle it. It’s the mere fact that you are the one saying committment isn’t allowed that suddenly makes them do…

I’ve always said that humans should live like bonobos—matriarchy, no violence, cooperation, and also fucking absolutely everyone regardless of gender or age. It’s my vision of a feminist utopia.

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

....we have the same theories.

What I’m looking for is Miller High Life. Which, in some places, costs only $7 for a six-pack.

My favorite bar in NYC/me and my friend’s local haunt would occasionally have happy hour deals of a shot of whiskey and a High Life for $5. I can’t say for sure whether it was the cheapness or the taste, but ever since then I’ve been a huge fan of High Life. Many moons did I spend wasted off that combo.

In a weird way, I feel more irrationally cross about my ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend than I do about my current boyfriend’s ex-partners.