Ha ha ha! Impressively stupid!

At what point should I stop drinking tears if I have to drive later on?

More Rachel Dolezal, yeesh. Look, I apologize if someone else has made this same point but could someone explain to me how she’s any different from Caitlyn Jenner?

the only words that fail to fail me are the following:

Every time I read more about her I feel like I’m having a stroke.

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The Brownest Eye.

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

For the moment, let’s ignore the greater mass of nonsense in your post to to focus on one particular grain:

I know. I have made it my new rule that if you will turn up your nose at a lovely pear or actively run, shrieking from a banana then I cannot be friends with you. Also, I will gleefully chase you with the banana.

From Your Lips To Cods Ears

A few months ago, there was an article about that woman who was complaining that her sons don’t talk to her anymore and it was all just gross and manipulative. Some people in the comments mention a reddit sub called raisedbynarcissists. Even if you loathe reddit (like me) I would check it out. Lots of people on there…

Hey Jezzies.

I’m so glad I stopped caring and trying to be in a relationship. I’ve filled that gap in my life with a crapton of books. Books will always be there for me. They will never lie to me or cheat on me. Books are our friends. Books are good. Books are magical time travel devices, full of everything missing in my life.…

Likewise. Binged on that as well.

Yes, love. Better living through pharmaceuticals. I imagine you’ve got him/the relationship on a loop in your brain and although not the same, I got some good meds and miraculously was able to stop the loop and actually heal.

Stopped dating... after the last highly manipulative cheating sack. I was in my mid-thirties. I am now 56. AND very happily single.

Then you are missing out.

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I love the combination of tinder, wine, and boredom.