My ex (a lady) used to slap me (a dude) across the face in public all the time. It was humiliating, terrible, and mentally scarring. Go fuck yourself!

I gotta stop coming to this website man

“Deacon Blues”, duh

I (a dude) have been hooking up with a dude (a dude). One of our points of connection was a mutual love of Steely Dan. This article is BULLSHIT.

If a frog had wings, I bet it would fly.

Fun fact! Aaron Copland was a gay Communist.

I believe you take them off first

Pretty sure it’s just crack at that point

*beside the point

Guy this movie is SO BAD though

What a weird way to spell “nipply”

Man a few months ago I saw a (very dark-skinned) black dude wearing one on the 2 train in Flatbush, Brooklyn. I figured he was mentally ill.

Infinite Jest sux

Nerd

I waited on William Shatner about 15 years ago. He had me make him FOUR QUADRUPLE DECAF ESPRESSOS. He tipped less than 20%.

When Belly was new in theaters, a homeless man gave my friend some unsolicited advice: “Don’t see Belly. It sucks. I saved up for weeks to see that shit!”

It’s weird how Jackie Chan’s name doesn’t come up once in any of these comments

Fun Fact! June was declared Black Music Month in 1979 by Jimmy Carter. It was renamed African American Music Appreciation Month in 2009 by Barack Obama.