@JinxyMcDeath: I feel the same way. I had a problem with authority when I was a kid...I still do if I think they are misusing or abusing their authority. But my father's physical and emotional abuse did nothing to stamp out that personality "defect" (defect in quotes because I disagree that it's a defect) and had…

@athenaswisdom: I definitely had the same thought. Man, this is why I love Jezebel.

@vamusical: Maybe you're a social headbutt-er fly. ;-)

@Morning Gloria: Charlie Sheen ate paste with a hooker and colored outside of the lines after doing lines off a body being prepped for autopsy."

@CurtCole: I feel like most of our "craziest thing we've ever done" won't even come close to Charlie's antics. Maybe first grade Charlie.

@random number: Is it wrong for me to think he's never been hotter? I don't find The Bieb OR Jersey Shore-style Pauly D attractive in the slightest, but in this get-up...he's doing something to me I don't understand.

*sigh* I will never be this pretty. *stares*

@la.donna.pietra: Oh, my bad. I thought this is what they meant when they said "replying to a comment" wouldn't work. Sorry about that.

@netfe: You should send this to the Jezebel editors via the "share" box on the main page. They've stated before that cotd hashtags within the comments are often missed when considering Comments of the Day.

@NefariousNewt: Because stupid doesn't wear off.

So because her boyfriend chose to cheat on his wife, she shouldn't be given any work?

@cirocco: Sorry. I'm dense. :-)

@octobunny: Well it did provoke. But your other descriptive words work well too.

Did anybody else roll their eyes at "addiction to meat and cheese"?

@lucyjae: Seriously! I'm not even from the South and I can tell he's the kind of guy who gives decent Southerners a bad name.

@ennaenirehtac: Yeah I don't get his logic either. How is anyone being gay ruining his life? Sounds like a typical busy-body bigot who can't mind their own f***ing business. Everybody's lives ruins their lives because they have none of their own and, god damn it, how are they supposed to live their lives…

@patti cake: I can't either.

@cirocco: LOL! No, I was just making a joke because they say "gay wedding" sooooo many times in that clip.

Wait, remind me again...what kind of wedding was it?

I'm sorry but that is adorable and ronantic and almost made me tear up, and Maura Kelly is full of sh*t!