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if you can’t get down with this

It’s Jeter In Butt Land, and it’s not close.

I keep an “essential but not urgent” wish list of stuff on Amazon to fill an order up to the free shipping limit. It has things on it like my favorite laundry pre-treater that no local stores sell anymore, or the weird size of battery that my watch requires. It’s hard to remember things like that off the top of my…

I never thought I’d say this, but let’s get some more snooker stories up in here.

Sadly this will result in a Lima beaning.

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

Wow, this is worse than I thought. She also makes people wait in line behind her while she writes a check. Definitely needs to get help.

Too many people involved. A Rod has to be the centaur of attention.

That this is not universally hated across the US makes me think our great country is on the downward slope as a society.

I mean...Look, I’m 35, and I can tell you right now if I had the opportunity to flip a button and only battle other people in muh online gamez who were my age or older? I’d flip that bitch in a second.

Wouldn’t you?

30 IS senior for CS Pros. I’ve seen the videos. I’ve got a job and a wife, man. Ain’t nobody but…

Put me down for one of these, but with the car sounds from The Jetsons.

Ballchinian.

Aw hamburgers

I honestly thought that just means mad grip. Cus you know GECKO grip.

If China has one thing right about driving it is this:
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-37847056

Does this mean we can stop building bridges to catch the crumbling bridge above it?

Coroner has ruled his death incomplete, siting the individual did not have two feet on the ground

Wrong. Signed, Little Johnny circa 1987, Tri-State Little League (Earl's Tavern Blue Jays vs McDonalds Reds)