“we want to be clear that our ultimate goal is to [make as much money as possible, just like every other business ever created on Earth, then] create an exciting [and laughably artificial grassroots] Overwatch esports ecosystem, the pinnacle of which will be the Overwatch League, that’s accessible to a wide audience,…

I don’t read or speak any Korean, but the guy at 0:51 was clearly playing McCree.

Better:

They did.

It’s important!

Climbing over the wall might be......:

We healers are masochists. Any DPS who asks “how did I die?” is horrible and evil and dumb and needs to go away forever please.

Shoulda bought the Poogeot.

The lead gif suggests this was filmed the same day as the Kennedy assassination.

I’m guessing the Secret Service is just blowing smoke up Trump’s butt at this point:

At the end of the day, he’s still named after a mermaid from a Tom Hanks comedy.

It’s been great, other than the parts in studio where it seems like two award presenters who have no idea what the joke written for them. Also, Sabine is the Stig. The little man on Extra Gear makes me laugh because of his nervousness (probably because he has to read another badly written joke), but he’s a good dude.

You sure? If he plays his curds right, he might rise to the top.

Daughter of the year!

It creates more clicks for the suits upstairs to gloat about.

The asteroid is behaving just like my dog did this morning.

Given the names of the players, I’m really disappointed with the headline.

I was thinking the same thing a couple of paragraphs in, and I’m a gross dude.

For long international flights, plan (as much as your person allows) between the primary coffee times and get ahead of the old people. Old sleep a maximum of 3 hours and 42 minutes even if tranquilized, so once you hear a couple overhead doors close and/or smell old lady lotion, you need to haul ass. Treat this as…

I don’t trust Jason Garrett’s hairline one bit.