That Avalon was so courteous that I almost cried.

Esteban Gutierrez thinks the wisest decision would be to hire Esteban Gutierrez.

He sharted. Happens to everyone.

If some of the refs don’t want to admit they are blind and/or overwhelmed by their constantly changing job, then exploit the weakness. The only injury sustained was to the ref’s ego.

The actual reason this wasn’t implemented earlier was because Pastor Maldonado kept trying to restart with the car facing backward on the grid.

Yup, I agree Quad.

Keep in mind the shipping industry is in a massive rut and has been since 2008 when oil was almost $140. A massive consolidation has taken place due to ship owners shutting down since then.

The cost of fuel is the largest cost to ship something. It’s not negligible. Go study the Baltic Dry Index then compare it to the fuel costs. Ship owners have been shutting down left and right for at least eight years now because....fuel costs.

That stadium looks like a complicated jockstrap.

Still sporting the hospital shirt and wristband, eh?

Copycat:

Screw the licking. Go ahead and make fun of that pee spot on my pants when I was three. I’m not photogenic. Good luck on your drive home! You can always take Amtrak.

That grill looks like an unassembled Revell model car kit with just one piece. And who hired Donald Trump to write “devour the roughest terrain at more than 100 miles per hour and never look back.”?

Given what’s happening to Deutsche Bank today, those two numbers may be a lot closer in the next couple of weeks.

How’d that last person die?

“The entire staff of the local Red Lobster knockoff establishment fights the TGI Fridays crew next door over who wins Vanessa’s love. It appears the eye patches were removed. No reports of hooks or red chairs being used.”

This opened up a portion of my brain that should have died a long time ago.

I wouldn’t want people to look at me either if I was named after a mermaid from a Tom Hanks comedy.

Chicken fried rice (with eggs!) will always be better than white rice. Don’t even get me started on the conundrum of why Chinese food never has cheese.