Conscientious people sleep poorly and die earlier.

This math isn’t mathing.

The only streamer I watch, and rarely live, is Ray Narvaes Jr. He was already big at Rooster Teeth, and I loved him there. He ironically uses all the stupid Twitch lingo (making fun of it basically), and doesn’t thank every freaking person all the time during streams. His content is much more VOD friendly.

I think the answer is SIMPle.

She’s just not for us. No need to insult her or her success just because we’re not into it.

She’s pretty and seems attainable for teenage boys (at least early on).  But yeah, not sure how she made herself stand out so much from all the other pretty girl streamers.

To her credit, uninteresting and banal is leagues ahead of “try too hard, be skin-crawling levels of obnoxious, and show very obviously that you have faced zero consequences in your life,” which most Twitch streamers exhibit.

To be fair, MatPat has made a career out of plastering his smug, extra-punchable face in every video. So ignoring him seems like the best kind of way to honor his retirement.

Donald The Criminal having a button in the door jamb declaring “Donald Trump Devil 1997" is certainly truth in advertising. That pathologically lying, mentally ill douche has certainly spent decades proving what a devil he is.

Ha, he was an overweight loser with stupid hair back then too. 

I’ve got an idea!

the plane is 16000 ft down.

Homemade sub.

This could be prohibitively expensive to go down and check it out.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a franchise vary as much by locations as Popeyes. Sometimes they’re fantastic, sometimes just plain lousy. 

I hope they don’t try to recover the plane from that depth. Better to leave it in place than to accidentally destroy a fragile artifact. It can be studied from the bottom of the ocean with how good our ROVs have become.

You think someone wants his brain?

“...shared footage of himself hurdling down I-25 at speeds approaching 180 miles per hour.”

When you thought you were stealing a Mustang...

No way anything on BK’s breakfast menu is better than McDonalds