We need Valleywag again.

I know, right? It’s great when you can just open the sliding doors, slow down, and push the kids out, instead of having to come to a complete stop and have the moms behind you honk at you!

Stop, stop.

they also know when my kid has pushed the button prematurely and i have half my body hanging out of the car. toyota figured this out at least by 2014 (obviously far before that) but ol tesla just hasnt gotten there yet in 2023.

I wonder how many kids get “chopped” by power sliders. Or even regular sliders. My own mother closed a hinged car door on my hand when I was a kid. I’m mostly confident it wasn’t intentional.

i thought your catchphrase was “I love you”

As a person who has gotten dings in my car and seen kids ding doors while they and parents walk away and don’t so much as leave a note, I fully endorse the proposition that any family with kids under 10 should be required to have sliding doors on their car. 

I was a kid that got his head caught in the sliding door of a minivan when a adult was closing it before lol.

With you all the way. No more struggling to get out in narrow parking spots. No more accidentally dinging a stranger’s door. No more moral quandaries about dinging a stranger’s door. Probably less dings on your own doors.

Not just for kids. I have dogs. Lots of dogs.

They are sweet, but the vehicle has to be minivan-sized for them to work (or, at least have a massive cargo space behind the second seat.

I will die there with you.  

it’s easy to put too much blinker fluid in

It’s much easier to troll conservatives when they're essentially a hive mind.

Keep in mind that just because something started out on InfoWars doesn’t mean it’ll stay on InfoWars. There’s a complete pipeline from places like InfoWars and Stormfront to Fox News, and then eventually to mainstream sources like the NYT and WaPo.

Ugh, not “the left.” Liberals are not leftists. The Democratic and Republican parties are involved in a contest between progressive neoliberalism and reactionary neoliberalism.

Hmmm, interesting thought. If anything, I think the biggest discrepancy would be the topics that each group is passionate about and then education level. Definitely more liberal college graduates. Fox news also centralizes a lot of what a Republicans will believe at the moment. The left is less united on their beliefs…

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You saying Liberals are hard to troll?

Truth Social is probably thrilled to have his campaign on there. One of the big problems for conservative social media sites is that the conservatives tend to get bored there - there are no Libs to Own. Now they have one to aggressively swarm and harass.