Now I am become Skipper, destroyer of Dream Houses. 

Disney hasn’t had a bonafide hit that didn’t require an asterisk this year.

Oh, good. I needed an image to finish my chart. Thank you.

Same picture came to my mind. Unless Musk did some work he’d probably be out of breath after one round.

Did you really “so-so” national treasure?!? That movie IS a national treasure. The second film is “so-so”.

He has one of Trumps special BMI scales, he is the fittest CEO in the world

I hated that movie.

Where the hell is Romancing the Stone (and its sequel)? As far as Indy imitators go, it’s not only the first out of the gate, but it was also very influential in its own right. Half the adventure movies on this list steals its its romance dynamic.

His post-Home Improvement career includes producing movies, making it big with bitcoin, and providing commentary for conservative outlets. But he’s also faced legal trouble, having faced charges of domestic violence and driving under the influence and accusations of duping investors into a crypto scam.

“How can you have multiple professionals all under oath give you factual statements and medical histories, and a Judge can just dismiss it?”

Lol

They never did that with the real Trump, why start now?

You nailed it. That’s exactly how I feel about it. Only, our five year old sobbed when (SPOILER, BUT NOT A SURPRISE IN ANY WAY) the romantic interests broke up near the end, and continued crying through the end and all the way out to the car. Why? “Because they love each other and went away.” Ah, to be young and…

“Love: It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru”

Kick Knack Paddy Whack...

Steam is the name of the dog you silly goose

You know there is something wrong when this isn’t even close to the worse thing that Penn State is known for.

Leave it to the dudes in ABQ to come up with a simple, cheap solution:

Speaking as a gay: those people are quisling trash, and you’re a miserable lying cunt.

This is the first McNugget I’ve actually wanted.