NP from me, but tbh I’ve always fancied the 944 more. Better looking, simpler, easier to work on, and occasionally faster.

pretty solid, i could see this checking out 100%, especially this:

i doubt they could find a dictionary

Not clicking on that video

Mentioned this in another thread, but the Indianapolis-area Tesla dealership lot has at least a couple dozen languishing on their lot right now.  I was pretty shocked at how many-- just driving thru the parking lot at the Castleton Mall and there they were.  Tons of em.

to wit:  in indianapolis, near the castleton mall, there is a tesla dealership.  drove by it today, saw at least 3 dozen sitting in their lot and/or overflow lot next door.  it was pretty shocking to see so many.. I’ve seen about 6 in my neighborhood but that number hasnt changed in the last two months

There’s probably a half dozen of these things puttering in and around my neighborhood- half of them have wraps, so there’s actually some variation in color, but honestly it doesn’t make them any less ugly.

Why on earth would a tunnel between LA and vegas even be necessary? I assume the tunnels were used to to avoid urban congestion, traffic and high density housing.

COTD, congrats

Much of the profit came from efficiencies related to production. I mean, Jesus tap dancing Christ, Model S is essentially 12 years old, Model 3 is 7 years old, Model Y is 5 years old (yeah, facelifts dont count). Of course they’ve got cost efficiencies across those lines.

does this mean you get Super Pursuit as a new driving mode?

jeez thats borderline pornographic

the numbers become more plausible if buyers believed that they could get one for $40k, which is less than the current average new car price. but at 2 1/2 times that, most people obviously ran for the hills

CCCP-mandated joint operating agreements

wow thats so confusing

you won’t be driving an aging, shitty $120,000 vehicle. You’ll be driving a shitty aging $90,000 vehicle.

Tesla is many things, but first and foremost they are the world’s leading experts on creating interest-free loans for themselves from ‘customers’.

thats a killer idea!  why hasn’t anyone thought of that before

correct me if i’m wrong, but i’m counting 14 seats in that robovan with no effective way to stuff 6 more seats in there.  how the hell