Do no kids ride their fucking bikes to school anymore?  

“Low rent” would suggest that this is some $5-10 trifle that’s intended to be poorly crafted, dumb fun. This game is retailing at $40- while certainly not AAA territory anymore- it is no small sum. Nobody should be happy that this game ‘exists’ at this price point.

It’s essentially an 1,100 word, mean-spirited ‘OK Boomer.’  Like, grow up, you spoiled children.

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meh, the PT is ugly, but not EXTREMELY so.  its just a lazy re-interpretation of retro design cues, but it’s ultimately just bland.  there’s so much more going on inside that makes it truly awful

It’s not a mistake. this is Telsa, the all new cra cmopany helmed by Eoln Msuk

Sharp as a spoon, i see

Does Chris Brown have some sort of design/engineering credentials of which we are all unaware? Does Faraday actually think he can rope in some of his other celeb friends (at least the ones he hasn’t allegedly raped or beaten) to cruise around in front of the paparazzi in their shiny FFs? What in the…

wait, these guys were touring in europe?  how come i didnt hear about this

Shame, this looked decent, at least from the stuff I had seen (never played it, though, so... yeah). There seem to be a rash of these FPS coming out in the near future that take the basic premise of multiplayer FPS and just make everything bonkers. I’m really excited for the official release of The Finals, I was in…

I sprung for a 40v Ryobi mower a few months back. Our lot is about 12k sq ft of grass; it takes 2 charges of the battery to get thru, but its not a huge deal since I like to take breaks between the front and back lawn. The Ryobi cuts reasonably well- I would say our old Bolens did a slightly better job.

real talk: i thought that jewel ‘intuition’ song was recorded exclusively to sell women’s razors.  had no idea she cut a whole album of that crap LOL

No, no, you’re reading it wrong. The older garages will need to be re-signed, like to a new record label. They need to make way for all the hip new parking garages dropping new tracks that all the youngs are into.

Some women are getting a crazy edit

What a cool guy. IMHO the HP franchise owes most of its success to the supporting cast- him, Maggie Smith, Alan Rickman, etc lent their prodigious skill to make the movies much better than they deserved to be.

was going to post this exact message... banana boat’s comin’!

i was under the impression that Snoop was going to say something in response to Zuck’s text responses. it looked like a bunch of canned video clip responses of Snoop nodding his head.

just a year shy of this guy

LOL those rear seats in the Gladiator. You might have fun driving across the country, but your 3 rear passengers are going to be absolutely fucking miserable.